Comments on: How to prove you are you

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Comedy Blog — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 01:10:22 +0000

I keep all my badges and shit from trade shows. I have some that say “Suck my Balls” and “Cat Fancy Magazine” from towards the end where I start drinking and feel like dicking around.

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Jenn — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 17:47:55 +0000

I have a collection of all my past driver’s or operator’s licenses .. except for the one I lent to a friend’s friend for a night out back in college. She promptly lost it! Best license picture EVER!
My personal favorite is my moped license from age 14 or 15 … that sucker is a relic! I was wearing my precious high school letter jacket. *sigh*

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Dara — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 04:08:55 +0000

In New Jersey it’s pretty ridiculous now to get a license.They call it “the 7 points of identification” and assign various forms of ID with points.Just to renew mine I had to bring a file full of ID’s. I had my soon expiring but still valid PHOTO drivers license,a passport, my birth certificate,a bill to show proof of address and my social security card,,,,,,,,,I stood in line for an hour got to the front and was refused because I didn’t have my marriage certificate to show my name change,,,,,i said “I needed that to change all my other forms of ID before so If they all show this name whats the difference and you saw it allready when I got my last license” they said it didn’t matter I had to go get it or no license,,,assholes

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Jayne — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 09:14:24 +0000

I have a certificate my dad made me inducting me into “The Order of the Hippopautamus” (I probably spelled that wrong, but whatever). It’s a long story, but I treasure it. Best form of ID I have.

Love the blog!

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Spam — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 23:30:55 +0000

Birth certificates really shouldn’t be official forms of ID. For a start, they don’t have your picture on it. And you can get them easily and pretend to be that person. For most things though, you need two forms of ID.

I lost my wallet, which contained my drivers licence, and my ATM card. I couldn’t get money out of my bank account without ID. I also couldn’t get a new drivers licence without ID. And neither would take a birth certificate. What are you supposed to do in that situation?

Luckily, my bank had a photocopy of my drivers licence, so eventually, after like a month they let me get a new ATM card. And they photocopied the photocopy of my licence, so I could get a new one.

It’s a lot of effort.

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Angela — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 14:14:43 +0000

I have my old Burger King name tag. I have my blood donor card, too!

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Kelli the fumby girl — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 06:53:41 +0000

I have all my various name tags from the different retail places I’ve worked too. Including the most retarded of them all, the Disney store.

I guess the most useless would be my tribal membership card. It doesn’t do anything for me except get me some crappy healthcare. *shrug*

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Poker Vixen — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 00:34:42 +0000

I don’t understand how a birth certificate and/or a social security card can prove your identity when neither one of them has your picture on it. How does that make them official forms of ID?

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Desiree — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 21:52:45 +0000

Soo.. if I need a hug I can come to you?

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meleah rebeccah — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 20:13:38 +0000

I still have all my old name tags too. I have no idea why I saved the metal Macy’s Name Tag, other than because it states “Manager” of the domestics department. Yep. No one can fold a towel like I can.