Vulva: Capture the Smell

I am so psyched.  There is a new scent on the market that is made to smell like a woman’s vagina!  It’s called, quite creatively I might add, Vulva.

As you can see, it comes in a little coke vial, which is fitting really, since vagina is maybe the most addictive drug ever created.  The creators state that it’s not a cologne, but instead a ”smelling substance for your own pleasure.”  I’m really digging the logo too:

Truth in advertising.  I admire the fact that they pretty much just say: “yep, that’s a vagina in our logo,” unlike the sneaky makers of Levitra, who hide their vagina picture:

Oh, that’s the flame of a candle you say?  Riiiiight.  Well, I’m off to buy my coke vial of Vulva, and I also plan to email the company and suggest they get to work on the following scents:

• taint
• athlete’s foot
• abscessed tooth
• backne

To order your own, click here (not suitable for work)