Vulva: Capture the Smell
I am so psyched. There is a new scent on the market that is made to smell like a woman’s vagina! It’s called, quite creatively I might add, Vulva.

As you can see, it comes in a little coke vial, which is fitting really, since vagina is maybe the most addictive drug ever created. The creators state that it’s not a cologne, but instead a ”smelling substance for your own pleasure.” I’m really digging the logo too:

Truth in advertising. I admire the fact that they pretty much just say: “yep, that’s a vagina in our logo,” unlike the sneaky makers of Levitra, who hide their vagina picture:

Oh, that’s the flame of a candle you say? Riiiiight. Well, I’m off to buy my coke vial of Vulva, and I also plan to email the company and suggest they get to work on the following scents:
- taint
- athlete’s foot
- abscessed tooth
- backne
To order your own, click here (not suitable for work)














On 08/10/07 at 9:19 pm
Alicia said:
I can’t wait for “Scrotum” or “Penal”. I’d buy that for all my slutty friends.