Aug
07
I’m Pissed: These Cookies Aren’t Making My Tits Grow!
Ya know, I spent a hell of a lot of money importing some of these new F-Cup Cookies from Japan. You know, the ones that have the special herbs in em that are supposed to make your boobs get bigger?
Well anyway, I’m pissed! I mean sure, they’re like, super tasty, but so far my moobs have only jumped from an A-Cup to a B. On the bright side, I haven’t developed any of the possible side effects, such as (and this is true) bloodclots. That being said, I would glady trade a possibly fatal bloodclot for a pair of super-huge knockers! God bless Japan!
Read more about the F-Cup Cookie here
Mmmmmm….boob cookies.
Are these legal in the U.S.? Not that I trust the FDA, but I could never imagine them approving these. Damn the Japanese for making such creative, unreliable products.
Yeah Donk, B cups really stink. At least that’s what I’ve heard.
[quote comment="2758"]Mmmmmm….boob cookies.
Are these legal in the U.S.? Not that I trust the FDA, but I could never imagine them approving these. Damn the Japanese for making such creative, unreliable products.[/quote]
I wish there were boob-flavored cookies. now those i could get behind