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Aug
07

I’m Pissed: These Cookies Aren’t Making My Tits Grow!

By: donkeysosa on 08/7/07 @ 10:08 pm

Ya know, I spent a hell of a lot of money importing some of these new F-Cup Cookies from Japan.  You know, the ones that have the special herbs in em that are supposed to make your boobs get bigger?

Well anyway, I’m pissed!  I mean sure, they’re like, super tasty, but so far my moobs have only jumped from an A-Cup to a B.  On the bright side, I haven’t developed any of the possible side effects, such as (and this is true) bloodclots.  That being said, I would glady trade a possibly fatal bloodclot for a pair of super-huge knockers!  God bless Japan!

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Like Shakespeare? Milton? Beef Meximelts? Then DonkeySosa's for you. Donk's brilliant prose has been lighting up the Internets since the 1950s. That's right, the 50s - he's just THAT GOOD folks. Comedic geniuses such as Chris Rock, Dane Cook, and Carrot Top often turn to him for inspiration, and the ladies dig him because his case of micro-phallus makes for great chatter at cocktail parties.

3 Responses to “I’m Pissed: These Cookies Aren’t Making My Tits Grow!”

  1. Karl Rove says:

    Mmmmmm….boob cookies.

    Are these legal in the U.S.? Not that I trust the FDA, but I could never imagine them approving these. Damn the Japanese for making such creative, unreliable products.

  2. Mom~o says:

    Yeah Donk, B cups really stink. At least that’s what I’ve heard.

  3. donkeysosa says:

    [quote comment="2758"]Mmmmmm….boob cookies.

    Are these legal in the U.S.? Not that I trust the FDA, but I could never imagine them approving these. Damn the Japanese for making such creative, unreliable products.[/quote]

    I wish there were boob-flavored cookies. now those i could get behind

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