For those of you who don’t know, which is probably like 90% of you, I have recently moved into the top search term in google for “Scott Baio small penis”… I know you are all jealous.
To trumpet this fact I figured that I would put out a press release for all the world to know about my glory.
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Pointlessbanter.net Moves Into Top Google Ranking for “Scott Baio Small Penis”
Buffalo, NY â€“ August 7, 2007 â€“ In one of the single greatest achievements of the internet age, Pointlessbanter.net has moved into the top Google search ranking for the coveted term “Scott Baio Small Penis.” This achievement will allow pointlessbanter.net, one of the web’s premiere humor sites, to draw at least five new visitors a day.
When asked about this accomplishment Kevin, the giddy owner of pointlessbanter.net, could hardly contain himself, “Honestly I had no idea this was even a possibility. I was so happy that I had to go out to the local bar and buy a round for everyone in there. Thank god I went in the middle of the day so there were only two alcoholics in there. They were possibly homeless guys looking to escape the heat but it doesn’t matter though, the nine dollars was well spent in celebration.”
Where does pointlessbanter.net go from here? “We are currently sitting fourth in google for â€˜Dolph Lundgren naked’, I really think with a little hard work and a lot of elbow grease we can take over that top spot! My parents would be so proud of me.”
Pointlessbanter.net is a long running humor blog that originally started on MySpace.com. For two years it was one of the most read blogs on the social networking website receiving over two million hits in 2006. The well known blog moved to the permanent location on pointlessbanter.net in 2007 where it has attracted a fair share of death threats, stalkers, and rave reviews.
For information: http://www.pointlessbanter.net or
Now I just sit back and wait for all the e-mail interview requests to start pouring in… or go to the DMV and register my car. I think going to the DMV would be a better use of my time.
What is the next search term I should shoot for?
I kind of like Killer Bunny Rabbits with AIDS