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Wholesome Wear

By: donkeysosa on 08/6/07 @ 8:43 pm

A couple of months ago I did a blog about the exciting new Burkini.  Well ladies, guess what?  When it comes to enforcing modesty on females, Islam ain’t got nothin on Christianity!  And to prove it, here is the boner-killing new swimwear developed by a company called Wholesome Wear:

That’s right folks, those really are women’s bathing suits you’re looking at, not Nun’s habits.  MMM, that chick’s ankles are so hot.  And um, judging by the picture on the far right, it’s OK for dudes to wear them as well?

Check out the rest of this stunning line at www.wholesomewear.com

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6 Responses to “Wholesome Wear”

  1. Karl Rove says:

    This would make a good story on Keith Olbermann’s show. The irony of these conservatives blasting Muslims for having women wear clothes that cover everything while this company makes the Christian version of a burka. Great stuff. I don’t think women should be forced to wear burkas either, but lately I’ve seen a lot of Republican “Letters to the Editor” in a local paper complaining about Muslims in the U.S. who wear burkas.

  2. Mom~o says:

    This smells more like old woman this time around. Not that I’m judging, or anything.

  3. De Lyn says:

    Like I told someone else today, you could go from the hot tub to church to lunch to the swimming pool and back to church without ever changing clothes! I’m sure these are selling like hotcakes in Utah. I can’t let my husband see this or else he’ll make our daughters wear them. EEK!

  4. donkeysosa says:

    [quote comment="2748"]This would make a good story on Keith Olbermann’s show. The irony of these conservatives blasting Muslims for having women wear clothes that cover everything while this company makes the Christian version of a burka. Great stuff. I don’t think women should be forced to wear burkas either, but lately I’ve seen a lot of Republican “Letters to the Editor” in a local paper complaining about Muslims in the U.S. who wear burkas.[/quote]

    For some women, I ENCOURAGE a burka

  5. donkeysosa says:

    [quote comment="2752"]This smells more like old woman this time around. Not that I’m judging, or anything.[/quote]

    I’d agree if it weren’t for the fact that the models are all young…except for the dude

  6. donkeysosa says:

    [quote comment="2753"]Like I told someone else today, you could go from the hot tub to church to lunch to the swimming pool and back to church without ever changing clothes! I’m sure these are selling like hotcakes in Utah. I can’t let my husband see this or else he’ll make our daughters wear them. EEK![/quote]

    Don’t worry, it comes in a two-piece version

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