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Beverly Hills it Ain’t

By: donkeysosa on 08/6/07 @ 8:17 pm

Let me just tell you a little bit about the kind of people that live in my suburb.  Last night I’m walking out of a restaurant with Mrs. Donk and my mother-in-law, when I spotted a jacked up truck with huge shocks and tires that came up to my chin.

Hanging from the rear view mirror was one of those handicapped decals.  At first I thought whoever owned the behemoth was making a funny, but sure enough, as I walked past the passenger side, there was a guy helping his elderly mother up into the passenger seat USING A STEP LADDER.

Beverly Hills it ain’t.

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Like Shakespeare? Milton? Beef Meximelts? Then DonkeySosa's for you. Donk's brilliant prose has been lighting up the Internets since the 1950s. That's right, the 50s - he's just THAT GOOD folks. Comedic geniuses such as Chris Rock, Dane Cook, and Carrot Top often turn to him for inspiration, and the ladies dig him because his case of micro-phallus makes for great chatter at cocktail parties.

One Response to “Beverly Hills it Ain’t”

  1. Mom~o says:

    A stepladder? Seriously? That’s respecting dear old mom.

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