Lindsay Lohan Deserves an Award

In her recent interview with Elle Magazine, Lindsay “Coke Spoon” Lohan stated the following:

“I just want to be nominated for an award for all the work I’ve done.”

At first I laughed my ass off, but then I studied Ms. Lohan’s body of work:

The Parent Trap – 1998  IMDB.com rating – 6.2

Freaky Friday – 2003 IMDB.com rating – 6.7

Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen – 2004 IMDB.com rating – 4.3

Mean Girls – 2004 IMDB.com rating – 7.0

Herbie Fully Loaded – 2005 IMDB.com rating – 4.7

Just My Luck – 2006 IMDB.com rating – 4.9

Georgia Rule – 2007 IMDB.com rating – 5.5

I Know Who Killed Me – 2007 IMDB.com rating – 3.9

This is indeed a stunning body of work, including some films destined for Classic status.  In addition, DUI-Lindsay has only one $100+ million movie under her belt.  Yes Lindsay, you do deserve an award for “all the work you’ve done.”  That’s why next year, I am nominating you for a lifetime achievement award at the annual Razzie Awards.