By: donkeysosa on 08/5/07 @ 10:51 pm
Good news ladies! There’s a futuristic new kitchen that will help you get your many chores done as you wait for your man to get home from work and fill you up with babies! Check it out!
Found on: http://blog.modernmechanix.com/
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The image of putting the wife in a giant claw-thing really sells the product.
I wonder if the claw thing comes with it?
ugh, this has old man smell all over it.
HAHAHAHAHA! I so need one of those….but I want the claw-thingy too!
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