Comments on: Only Douchebags Wear Tank Tops

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Sophisticated Redneck — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 19:52:49 +0000

I live in NW Pennsylvania and I can completely agree with your thoughts on the comment aesthetic, with a twist. In my neck of the woods, you also have to deal with camo, everywhere you look.

I particularly agree with the caterpillar moustache comment. I think 95% of all men under the age of 40 are afflicted. Maybe it’s a law, like the amish not allowing beards unless you’re married. On a side note..have you ever seen an amish person up close? All I can say is eww.

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Kevin — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 19:16:56 +0000

[quote comment="4145"]So true, so true. I knew this guy from Buffalo who wore the pants, tank top and spiky hair all at the same time. Of course that was over ten years ago, but I bet he hasn’t changed much. My mother in law wants us to move out to Rochester…….. I think I would go nuts. By the way, you passed right by my house when you drove through northern az.[/quote]

The polygamist compound?

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surlytj — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 18:54:24 +0000

So true, so true. I knew this guy from Buffalo who wore the pants, tank top and spiky hair all at the same time. Of course that was over ten years ago, but I bet he hasn’t changed much. My mother in law wants us to move out to Rochester…….. I think I would go nuts. By the way, you passed right by my house when you drove through northern az.

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Kevin — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 18:42:48 +0000

[quote comment="4143"]The stupid slanting hat thing makes me want to slap them. With a shovel.

Congrats on your great review at humor-blogs.com, btw![/quote]

Thank you good sir… Shovel justice is the only way to go.

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Diesel — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 18:38:28 +0000

The stupid slanting hat thing makes me want to slap them. With a shovel.

Congrats on your great review at humor-blogs.com, btw!

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J-Dizzle — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 18:11:05 +0000

Ha, its the Kevin Federline look. Love the grease…

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Samantha — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 18:08:22 +0000

I also find it appropriate to mention that in my area of the world, douchebags are different from the tanktop wearers.

In fact, I went on a date with who must’ve been the King of all Douchebaggery because he encompassed every image of douchebagness that my friend and I point out to each other as we drive places.

This guy drives a HUGE black pick up truck that says “paisano” across the windshield. He wears long sleeve dress shirts, with a shirt underneath when it’s about 90 degrees out, jeans that look like they’ve been ironed to perfection, and a baseball hat, tilted slightly to one side.

The douchebag vibe is so strong around him, he might as well have “dick” across the windshield of his Ford Overcompensator, instead of “paisano.”

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Samantha — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 18:00:07 +0000

I smoke Marlboro Reds, because they do, in fact, make me 13% tougher.

Does that make me a douchebag?

I also wear tank tops.

Then again, I am a female, so I think that part is considered appropriate, and is even recommended.

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Karl Rove — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 17:48:48 +0000

You mean like a John Waters mustache? ‘Cause that would definitely not go good with a tank top.

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Mara — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 17:45:32 +0000

Were they spiked mullets… come to CNY and that is still a big thing for the white trash, that and their stained wife beaters. It is so HOT! (gagging)