This is going to be an odd week

This is my last week here in California before I leave to move cross country to go to grad school. So this week is kind of going to be a themed week I guess, where I talk about California, California girls, let you help plot my cross country journey with offers of sex and alcohol [...]

My First Two Nights as Simon Cowell

You know you have reached an apex of fame when you get to judge a talent competition. I have reached my height of fame by becoming a judge at “Ventura Idol” a karaoke singing competition modeled after American Idol. Sure, I play poker with the guy that is running it so maybe really isn’t an [...]

Worst New Trendy Theory That Should No Longer Trendy

Lately I have seen a few writers talk about chick flicks disguised as guy movies, which is the dumbest new alternative theory that really is a main stream theory.
Every so often someone comes up with an original take on something and it is quickly adopted by a ton of people. The thing is everyone thinks [...]

Greatest Picture Ever

I was using stumbleupon to piss away some time this morning and found this. It cracked me up for like ten minutes, I just had to share it.
Oh yeah if you want to add me on stumbleupon, this is the link to my profile.

Why I would be a good parent

I consider helping raise my nephew to be like having a kid with training wheels, I really can’t screw up that badly.
This week I learned two valuable lessons that will stick with me.
Lesson 1: How to get a kid to eat something they don’t want to
You see on those crappy nanny reality shows the problems [...]

Sports that will turn your daughter into a lesbian

In my in depth analysis of sports, women, and culture I have come to a conclusion that some sports will turn your daughter into a lesbian. (not that there is anything wrong with that)

Here is what I have come up with, a list of safe and unsafe sports for all the parents out there:
gymnastics- Your [...]