Why I Could Never Be a Paparazzi

This might be the worst celebrity photo ever taken… This is when I saw Dolph Lundgren on at the airport on my way home from Cannes.

Notice how I make sure to get my thumb in front of the camera… Outstanding work if I do say so myself…
I totally suck.

Plan my cross country drive

Kevin is coming to a town near you! Ok well maybe not but I could be.
I am planning my drive cross country to grad school and I am looking to make this trip as interesting as possible. I’m trying to plan my route and I am looking for places to stop at that are interesting… [...]

A New, Um, Food?

There has been a disturbing trend for years now in which our food is becoming less and less…food-like.  It started with stuff like Pop-tarts (mmm Pop-tarts) and progressed through “maple syrup” that is really just artificially flavored Corn Syrup, green Ketchup, Lunchables (a Pizza lunchable, are you kidding me?), Oreo sticks you dip into an [...]

Super Nanny Has Nothing on Me

Sometimes you will see the following look on a child’s face:

Some might say that is a look of wonder, of youth, of bewilderment. They would all be wrong, that is a look of a pure and unadulterated sugar rush, a sugar rush so outstanding that you have to plan on taking this child out. I [...]

This is going to be an odd week

This is my last week here in California before I leave to move cross country to go to grad school. So this week is kind of going to be a themed week I guess, where I talk about California, California girls, let you help plot my cross country journey with offers of sex and alcohol [...]

The C-String

There is a new torture device in the never-ending quest to make women more uncomfortable.  If you thought the G-String was masochistic, now there’s the new C-String, which apparently clamps to your ass and vagina like a rabid wolverine:

Fantastic, huh ladies?  Here’s an ass shot:

Now THAT’S comfort.  I mean sure, your ass crack will be [...]