I made it to B-Lo in one piece, I just wanted to finish up the last of the road notes before I launched into some of the longer posts I have been working on…
Screaming Topeka every time you see it on a road sign helps keep your focusing during a long drive… It is scientifically proven.
In Missouri there was a billboard for “Passions: Adult Superstore and Party Supply Store”… Now this confuses me a little bit? Can I buy Buzz Lightyear hats and party favors as well as the latest edition of “Supermarket Skanks”? I think they might need to clear up the sign a little bit.
While in Colorado I went underwear shopping with my friend Tori, where I learned the best way to make everyone in Victoria Secrets feel totally uncomfortable.
Me: Hey Honey, I think you would look really good in these.
Tori: Don’t act like an idiot.
Me: Sorry Daughter….
The entire collection of females around the underwear table quickly walked away.
I wonder how much they paid for that billboard: In Kansas there was a porn superstore, immediatly next to the porn superstore was a billboard that said “Porn destroys, Jesus Saves”