Originally my trip across country was supposed to be a leisurely saunter but now it has turned into, “Get your ass back to New York because you are playing in a golf tournament with us on Sunday.” So I am cutting my visits short and rushing back to New York, otherwise I will never hear the end of it. I am about to head towards Denver in another hour so I figured I would give everyone an update…
Here are some of my random notes from the road:
-Phoenix is one of the fastest growing cities in the United States, after experiencing their 109 degree heat and examining the giant concrete slab that is the city I can see why. You know a city isn’t right for you when you step out of the car and you have ass crack sweat within thirty seconds.
-What is the deal with so many doctors and dentists setting up shop in mini-malls? This is something that I have only seen in Arizona and California… I honestly don’t get it. There was one plaza that had a subway, a super cuts, a chuck e cheese, and a kidney dialysis place… Doesn’t that kind of crush their credibility? Nothing says a serious medical treatment like crappy subs, bad haircuts, and screaming kids watching animatronic mice.
-My favorite place I drove by: A converted gas station turned into a porn emporium where you can buy 4 DVDS for twenty dollars… WITH NO LIMIT TO YOUR PURCHASE. The4 for $20 was enough of a hook but no limit on my purchase? Can I just send them direct deposit?