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Plan my cross country drive

By: Bobby Finstock on 07/17/07 @ 5:09 am

Kevin is coming to a town near you! Ok well maybe not but I could be.

I am planning my drive cross country to grad school and I am looking to make this trip as interesting as possible. I’m trying to plan my route and I am looking for places to stop at that are interesting… Be it a good place to eat, some odd place I have to stop, or a bar where you want to get me drunk and take advantage of me… Whatever works.

On the 23rd I leave the Los Angeles area for Phoenix, Arizona where I am going to go visit a few friends. After that I have to plan my route, should I go through Denver and the midwest? Or do I stay on the southern root and head through Oklahoma City? Both routes have pretty boring drives through some states and I am looking at any recommendations you want to make.

Know a good place where I can see a donkey show? Let me know.
Want to tell me about the strip club that has a one legged midget dancing there? Drop me an e-mail.
Is there a good county fair going on that has the largest pineapple in the world? Now is a good time to share the info.

I am planning to take my time driving and do some different things with my trip… Maybe do a Where’s Waldo type of thing?

waldo johnson

No not Waldo Johnson (this was one of the first pictures that came up when I googled Waldo)

More like this Waldo.


Lets hear the suggestions, either leave them in the comments or drop me an e-mail or a message on crapspace… Where should I go?

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Bobby Finstock

Finstock is founder of Pointlessbanter.net. He is known for his encyclopedia like knowledge on the life and times of Scott Baio. In the future he hopes to write again under his own name in order to impress the ladies and build his celebrity to the levels of other failed internet writers.

52 Responses to “Plan my cross country drive”

  1. says:

    Just don’t come to Idaho, whatever you do. Can you say “hillbillies”?

  2. eelvich lee says:

    *trivia, would somebodies’ really want to prosecute for a pointless banter tour and never ever come home? point being, the last tour is so, quiet that no one will listen to me a’bout a wife who went for broke. so, come to pennsylvania, it is special.

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