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Jesus: Coming to a Wal-Mart Near You

By: donkeysosa on 07/17/07 @ 7:19 pm

This is awesome!  Wal-Mart is going to be carrying a line of Bible Action Figures, including a 12 Inch talking Jesus!  These are some of the actual dolls that will be carried:

That is so not tacky AT ALL.  Question: do you think if you stick one of these in your anus as an experiment while taking a bath and playing with them, that you’re going to hell?

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On 07/17/07 at 8:55 pm
Karl Rove said:

I’ll only buy them if they can transform into cars. Jesus could be the Popemobile!

 

On 07/18/07 at 12:19 pm
jennifer said:

Hell for sure!

 

On 07/18/07 at 12:20 pm
femchauvinist74 said:

They should have an entire play set, and should offer Lot, his two daughters, and his wife….then have an entire Sodom and Gomorrah and we can act like Lot’s wife is turning into a pillar of salt!

 

On 07/18/07 at 8:10 pm
Mom~o said:

How come Jesus always looks like my uncle Mark? Weird.

 

On 07/19/07 at 4:04 pm
Cheewawamama said:

I’m pretty sure that the Jesus on the far left is Billy Ray Cyrus.

 

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