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Jesus: Coming to a Wal-Mart Near You

By: donkeysosa on 07/17/07 @ 7:19 pm

This is awesome!  Wal-Mart is going to be carrying a line of Bible Action Figures, including a 12 Inch talking Jesus!  These are some of the actual dolls that will be carried:

That is so not tacky AT ALL.  Question: do you think if you stick one of these in your anus as an experiment while taking a bath and playing with them, that you’re going to hell?

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5 Responses to “Jesus: Coming to a Wal-Mart Near You”

  1. Karl Rove says:
    July 17, 2007 at 8:55 pm

    I’ll only buy them if they can transform into cars. Jesus could be the Popemobile!

    Reply
  2. jennifer says:
    July 18, 2007 at 12:19 pm

    Hell for sure!

    Reply
  3. femchauvinist74 says:
    July 18, 2007 at 12:20 pm

    They should have an entire play set, and should offer Lot, his two daughters, and his wife….then have an entire Sodom and Gomorrah and we can act like Lot’s wife is turning into a pillar of salt!

    Reply
  4. Mom~o says:
    July 18, 2007 at 8:10 pm

    How come Jesus always looks like my uncle Mark? Weird.

    Reply
  5. Cheewawamama says:
    July 19, 2007 at 4:04 pm

    I’m pretty sure that the Jesus on the far left is Billy Ray Cyrus.

    Reply

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