Sometimes you will see the following look on a child’s face:
Some might say that is a look of wonder, of youth, of bewilderment. They would all be wrong, that is a look of a pure and unadulterated sugar rush, a sugar rush so outstanding that you have to plan on taking this child out. I have devised a new device using a simple laundry bag that will revolutionize parenting forever.
I call it the child wrangler 3000, catchy name huh? The Child Wrangler 3000 is used to confine and carry the child while they are coming down off of the sugar high while not restricting their ability to breath.
This weekend after my step father decided to give my nephew a mountain dew, you can probably guess what the results were. The mother of all sugar rushes hit and there was only one thing that could stop it…. Yes that is right the Child Wrangler 3000.
Here is the child wrangler 3000 in action:
(Please notice the laughing of the contained child, it only shows that he was delirious with the sugar rush. Also this was the first test of the device and we have changed the name to the Child Wrangler 3000 because the Child Containment Unit did not sound sexy enough.)
What should the Child Wrangler 3000 retail at? And how much more for the model with a cattle prod?