Pee-Pee Water
The other day I was going out to lunch with a couple of co-workers. We had just parked and were walking through the parking lot when I spotted something that made me do a double-take. In between two parked cars was a little African American boy of about 3. He was standing there casually, dick in hand, pissing on the pavement.
My co-workers and I were needless to say stunned. Our first reaction was to be worried. Where was this kid’s family? Surely he was lost and, having no judgment, had decided to just relieve his bladder wherever he wanted. But we quickly saw an even more disturbing reality. His mom and three siblings were right there in a minivan next to him, looking on casually as he finished up his business.
I mean WTF? What on earth is that mom thinking? I have never seen anything like that before. But hey, maybe that kid is onto something. I’m going to put his no-shame sensibilities to the test. This week I vow to:
- Squat down and take a dump while shopping for groceries
- Make pee-pee water in my pants while in an important meeting
- Masturbate while ordering my meal at a fancy restaurant
Are you saying that you DON’T masturbate in restaurants? I thought everyone did that.
Can I hang out with you this week and film you acting out these vows? Please, please, please!
[quote comment="2667"]Are you saying that you DON’T masturbate in restaurants? I thought everyone did that.[/quote]
Sure i do, but I have the common courtesy to do it in the bathroom
[quote comment="2668"]Can I hang out with you this week and film you acting out these vows? Please, please, please![/quote]
Perv
Perv or love think it would be hysterical!!
Perv and I think that would be hysterical!
Ha-ha, shameless urination. That mom was impatient or lazy. She could’ve left the lot and found him a tree somewhere.
All good ideas. They worked out really well for me. I got my own room and everything. And they bring me food on a little tray that they pass through a slot in the door . . .
[quote comment="2695"]All good ideas. They worked out really well for me. I got my own room and everything. And they bring me food on a little tray that they pass through a slot in the door . . .[/quote]
Sounds a lot like marriage