Comments on: Why I would be a good parent

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nikoe the great — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 19:59:41 +0000

my 4 year old loves godzilla, i couldnt sit through it the first 5 times he watched it, then all of the suddon he goes “as long as the beer is cold, who cares?” i just laughed and then watched godzilla like 2 weeks later and lo and behold that was it!

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emilymarion — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 17:39:52 +0000

its the whole kids are like sponges thing -\par
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I have some road rage and I was babysitting my best friends kid all the time. I was driving and I got to the stop sign and from the back seat i hear \par
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“just fucking go”\par
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The kid was 3 years old at the time. His mom and I were trying not to laugh but it was the funniest thing ever..but it was my fault for him learning the words.

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Samantha — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 03:15:35 +0000

Haha. Upon watching the video “The Landlord” with Will Ferrell, my friend taught her daughter, my 2 year old god daughter, to say, “I want four beers!” Only, for some reason, she constantly says, “I want five beers.” I guess she’s an over achiever.\par
Also, when she says “clock” it comes out “cock,” so someone got her to say “clock sucker.” And now, when you try to JUST get her to say “clock,” she still adds “sucker”\par
So she’s constantly saying cocksucker.\par
Her parents are too young and dumb to have kids.

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Lacey — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 00:44:54 +0000

I love the thing about the corn in his poop haha.\par
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And the reaction from the Mexican guy was great.

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Martin — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 22:36:49 +0000

[quote comment="3287"]I tried to teach my three-year-old son to ask ‘if the carpet matched the drapes.’ It didn’t work so well.[/quote]\par
I didn’t think interior decorators could procreate.

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Patrick D. — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 20:33:13 +0000

I tried to teach my three-year-old son to ask ‘if the carpet matched the drapes.’ It didn’t work so well.

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James — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 20:05:39 +0000

All these are absolutely funny hahaha!! I remember teaching my nephew to flip people off when he was like 3 I think and I think he knows the words shit and fuck so far cause of me haha

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sarah — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 19:42:12 +0000

The things you can get lil kids to say!! We used to get into so much trouble over what we would get my lil cousin Vinz to say to his mom. At four years old we taught him some very bad four letter words….

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Amanda — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 18:44:47 +0000

My fiance taught his lil boy to sayt “Hubba-Hubba” baby and reach for her ass, lmao\par
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He stopped doing it as he got old enough to know embarassment!

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trisha — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 17:38:30 +0000

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She has however learned to mimic movement so I have of course taught her the rock stance with headbanging and everything.[/quote]\par
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My nephew now knows the devil horns[/quote]\par
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I have taught the neighbor girls the “I love you” sign, the “hang loose sign” and of course the devil horns, which were first disguised as “Hook ‘em, horns” when the Longhorns were playing for the National title. Now they get it and yell “rock and roll” while doing it- which fits in well in the affluent town they live in. Good times.