Comments on: Sports that will turn your daughter into a lesbian

By: MOM

MOM — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 13:22:59 +0000

I am just finding out about this whole gay in sports thing. My daughter plays softball in HS, looking at colleges for scholarhips. She’s straight. Are all colleges the same on this one? Sounds like a lot get into it during college. Is there a way to not be tempted? How many start straight and stay straight without experimenting? Are all colleges the same?

By: Kevin

Kevin — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 22:14:30 +0000

that she likes it rough

By: Linda

Linda — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 18:56:17 +0000

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAArgh! NOT RUGBY! My daughter (a petite/beautiful girl with some self-esteem problems)took the bait. She’d played softball all through middle and high school (very well) and Rugby (even better) through college and then after. Not saying this caused her to become a lesbian but it sure didn’t help. And with Rugby they are constantly getting the s**t kicked out of them and vice versa. So what does that say?

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Karin — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 02:12:19 +0000

Laughing hysterically because I was a pitcher for 14 years playing softball and my girlfriend played soccer. We both in college, so I think an important thing to add is if you play in college and how competitive your team was. If you didn’t play women’s college sports, would be surprised in the dramatic difference in the numbers of lesbian and bisexual women athletes between high school/club teams and college teams…

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Zhu — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 04:26:23 +0000

This is exactly why I don’t do sports. And why I don’t have kids.\par
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Not that there’s anything wrong with that, of course !

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Aningeniousname — Sun, 15 Jul 2007 14:01:47 +0000

I would like to add competitive cunnilingus to the list, ever since my daughter started she has been getting gayer and gayer. She is starting to look like Mary Cheney and I have begun to look under her bed for turkey basters.

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Kevin — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 12:13:32 +0000

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My favorite girl in the world

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AMANDA-THE ONE AND ONLY!!! — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 04:09:33 +0000

What does wrestling in big vats of Jello turn you into?