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Paris Turns Over a New Leaf – Part II

By: donkeysosa on 07/11/07 @ 8:43 pm

In a previous post, we saw that a post mental-breakdown-in-jail Paris Hilton is indeed following through on her promises to change her spoiled socialite ways and become a better person.  Now comes further proof of her transformation:

Paris Hilton

Cuz nothing says “humility” like wearing a shirt with a painting of your face on it.

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4 Responses to “Paris Turns Over a New Leaf – Part II”

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  2. Jill says:

    Hmm why do other countries hate us?? Gee I wonder. How effin sickening!

  3. Ashley says:

    She’s so full of herself it’s disgusting.

  4. Mom~o says:

    Oh yee-ah, she’s changed alright. But for the better? Highly unlikely.

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