Comments on: Michael Bay… I hate you

By: Kill Reverence and You've Killed the Hero in Man | involuntary fury

Kill Reverence and You've Killed the Hero in Man | involuntary fury — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 03:08:56 +0000

[...] I see that Michael “I’ll-do-ya-one-better” Bay is producing a remake of Friday the 13th. Another iconic movie getting dumped on. It’s [...]

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anon — Mon, 16 Jul 2007 12:52:41 +0000

1 Major Actress and Actor: Angelina Jolie, Adam Sandler\par
2 Random Lower Level Celebrities: Christopher Guest, Harry Shearer, Jerry Garcia, Elisha Cuthbert, Laura Prepon\par
The Job of the Main Actor: Condom Testers\par
The problem that they run into: Either one breaks, or he suffers from radioactive isotope in his bloodstream that have laid dormant for many years, untilnowwhen all the condoms he tests on angelina make her WONDERWOMAN (thats right)blah blah blah

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Ashley Renee — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 18:54:23 +0000

A title:\par
1 Major Actress and Actor: Tom Welling and Penelope Cruz\par
2 Random Lower Level Celebrities: Amanda Bynes and Drake Bell\par
The Job of the Main Actor: Save the world (duh)\par
The problem that they run into: Someone gets kidnapped, blah blah blah

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Fri, 13 Jul 2007 00:29:38 +0000

Transformers is the best movie ever made.

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Sarnie — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 13:28:16 +0000

holy shit it sounds like one of my entrys!\par
go mad kevin \par
also i didnt see the transformers movie because i worried it might suck and ruin it all\par
i dont even think its out over here anyway\par
thanks for the advice

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mr. woodside — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 21:35:24 +0000

title:\par
Main Actors: bruce willis adam sandler \par
2nd string actors: daniel radcliffe and some flavour of the week R’n'B star like rhianna. \par
job of main actor: furniture delivery guy \par
problem: willis and sandler are two delivery workers, willis is the no thrills family man who happend to have served time in the army till he got shot up the ass. sandler will spend most the time trying to be a 22 year old jewish college drop out like in 95% of his movies. radcliffe is willis english son (go figure). rhianna is the daughter of a mob boss that willis and sandler are delivering furniture too not knowing that the cushions of this lovely new 3 piece are actually full of dope. \par
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take it from there

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blogcabins — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 16:34:27 +0000

A “Michael Bay script-o-rama” is a terrific idea. It’s like Mad Libs, only for retarded directors!\par
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Title: Whiskey Run\par
Major Actor and Actress: Jamie Foxx, Jessica Alba\par
Random Lower Level Celebrities: Steve Zahn, Karl Urban\par
Job of Main Actor: Bartender\par
Problem: Foxx gets all mixed up with the wrong crowd, as his boss at the Miami hotspot Whiskey Run (played by LOTR’s Urban) gets in too deep with the local drug cartel. Foxx bears witness to something he shouldn’t have seen, and soon, the mafia is after him and his stripper girlfriend (Alba). Wacky but reliable friend Zahn co-stars as his helicopter pilot brother-in-arms (got to get those sunset chopper shots into the flick somehow).

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Melissa — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 15:41:26 +0000

[quote post="606"]Major actors: Johnny Depp and Catherine Zeta-Jones[/quote]\par
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I would watch Johnny Depp change his freaking socks, man is sexy head to toe. And even though Zeta-Jones rubs caviar and truffles all over her body (like as not smelling like a pile of offal) I’d do her too. She’s gorgeous.\par
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But the Transformer movie? No, not gonna happen. Not in my lifetime. That review was spot-on for what I felt just watching the trailers and the cartoon hysterical. My son wants to see it, I told him he can pony up the cash and go alone while I read a book in the parking lot or wait for the rental and pony up the cash and watch it alone in his room. My kid is a miser, he’s waiting for video. But what can I expect but that he’ll love it? The kid likes Viva La Bam. I wonder some days if he’s mine.

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Kevin — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 15:09:17 +0000

[quote comment="3174"]Megan Fox has really bad acne.[/quote]\par
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Get out of here

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Ashley — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 14:25:42 +0000

Megan Fox has really bad acne.