Michael Bay must be stopped from making movies ever again, I can’t take it anymore. I know I shouldn’t go see his movies because all they do is piss me off. I know going in I will be sitting there for over two and a half hours and I will be able to predict everything. It is like plugging in a formula for a math equation written by a drunk seven year old with rickets and dementia.
Every single Bay movie is the same… It is too long, it has random sidekicks that drop funny lines, there is always a slow motion stare at my friend hoping they don’t die shot (hand holding may or may not happen), then typical slow motion action sequence done over and over and over and over and over again.
EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HIS MOVIES has these traits. Hollywoodbitchslap.com has a great review of Transformers, I am too emotionally drained to actually write about the movie.
At least it had Megan Fox in it.
Anyways I have decided that I am going to write a blog that will be a sample pitch for a Michael Bay movie.
What I need from you guys is:
1 Major Actress and Actor:
2 Random Lower Level Celebrities:
The Job of the Main Actor:
The problem that they run into:
Next week I will write up a short little pitch using random tidbits that you guys leave in the comments.