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Need Some Body Parts?

By: donkeysosa on 07/6/07 @ 8:36 am

Donk doesn’t do very well in the morning.  If left to my own devices, I would sleep in until 10am everyday.  Consequently, I say some pretty dumb stuff in the morning sometimes.  Like this morning for example.  I had to take my car into a place called Larry Miller Body Shop to get some work done on it.  After dropping it off, I groggily called the person coming to pick me up and told them the following:

“Hey, I’m ready.  Yeah, it’s a place called Larry Miller Body Parts.”

Apparently, I’ve been watching too many bad horror films lately.

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On 07/6/07 at 10:43 pm
Karl Rove said:

Yeah, I’ve never been a morning person. I hate getting up early for anything. Lately, I’ve been going to bed at about 4 o’clock in the morning, no matter how early I have to be up the next day. I hate sleeping in past 10AM, but I found myself still in bed at 12:30 this afternoon (I had the late shift at work, so I could actually sleep in).

I hate it when people say “Well, if you went to bed earlier, you wouldn’t be sleeping in that late.” No, it doesn’t work like that. I’m just naturally a night person. I’m more awake at midnight than I am at noontime, just because that’s how my brain is wired.

I’ve done stupid stuff in the morning too, like pulling out of a Dunkin’ Donuts and driving down the street on the wrong side of the road. That was one of those 7AM workdays.

 

On 07/7/07 at 3:44 pm
AMANDA said:

Freudian slip. You’re probably a serial killer, or dream of becoming one. FREAKIN’ SWEET.

 

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