I have been lurking around various blogging forums on the internet to offer up advice or to learn some things in areas I don’t know a lot about. One of the things I have stumbled across is bloggers using a website called Pay Per Post. Basically pay per post pays you to write a review on various topics that are sponsored by companies, the thing is you can’t write anything negative about them.
So it really isn’t a review really, it is more of a pimping of a product that you don’t have to have a whole hell of a lot of knowledge on. When I started looking into this I saw that they were offering some decent money for some of these posts, but I kind of got sick to my stomach thinking about doing anything with it. First of all I would totally lose any credibility that I had…
Wait do I even have credibility? That is another subject for another day.
When I looked at some of the blogs that were posting these reviews, a ton of them were total garbage. I mean I don’t think I am Billy Shakespeare by any stretch of the imagination, my writing isn’t all that great but compared to some of these posts I looked like a genius.
I decided to sign up for it and post reviews but totally go off on a tangent or destroy the product, hoping that the review would slip through and I would get paid. But of course my blog didn’t get approved because, well… I mean I just interviewed a porn star and I talked about a sweater knitted out of pubic hair.
This got me thinking though, why do I need a company to do this? Hell, why even stop at products when I could do even more? So I am now offering a service, for ten bucks I will write whatever you need, this includes:
-letters of recommendation for work or school
-love letters to make someone jealous
-evaluations of you in bed
-any legal depositions that you may need
Sure, I might hardly know you and I am totally ill qualified to write any of these for you but what the hell? If it works for Pay Per Post it works for me…
In fact I recently had my first customer… Donkeysosa of Donkeysosa.com.
He was bucking for a new promotion at work, for those of you who don’t know he works in a nuclear power plant in a town called Springfield. For this promotion he needed to submit a few letters of recommendation, he realized that he was one short, so he tossed me ten bucks and I wrote this little ditty up for him.
To whom it may concern,
Yo, this dude Donk is good peoplezz (the extra z is for extra good). I know he wants to get a dope ass job with you and there is no reason why you can’t promote him.
I worked with him for many years and he never slept with my wife or came to work drunk, like that asshole Johnson that is also applying for the job.
In closing I would like to also tell you he told me that he would take a shot in the mouth in order to get a promotion.
That Big Guy That Nobody Likes to Follow into the Bathroom at Work
That was the easiest ten dollars I ever made. Plus I didn’t do anything that would give it away that I don’t ACTUALLY work with him, I know it is brilliant.
So step forward, do you need me to take care of anything for you?
Does pay per post sound like the biggest crock of shit ever? Also would you pay me ten bucks to write anything for you?