By: donkeysosa on 07/3/07 @ 7:04 pm
Ya know, it’s so refreshing that Paris Hilton has learned from her experience in jail, becoming a much more spiritual, deep person who handles what life gives her philosophically, who is dedicated to be a good role model for young girls everywhere, and who…
Um, nevermind, she’s still a brainless skank-bot.
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[quote comment="2608"]Funny! Wait a minute…you’re not here, are you.[/quote]
I have no idea what that means
nevermind…not important.
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[quote comment="2617"]nevermind…not important.
kudos! This is one of my favorites.[/quote]
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She has to make up for her shriveled brain by exposing as much as she can, keeps the money rolling in. Eww.
She said she was giving up the dumb blonde act. I never heard anything about dropping the skank.
[quote comment="2621"]She has to make up for her shriveled brain by exposing as much as she can, keeps the money rolling in. Eww.[/quote]
Yeah, so she shows her shriveled bacon strip instead
[quote comment="2627"]She said she was giving up the dumb blonde act. I never heard anything about dropping the skank.[/quote]
Point taken