Comments on: I have a stalker and it is NOT what it is cracked up to be

By: Locke

Locke — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 20:56:39 +0000

Oh, and it lets me get rid of the other 2 along with my ex who i can’t get away from no matter how hard I try.

By: Locke

Locke — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 20:54:25 +0000

Haha I have a couple right now. One of em is this chick i’ve known for a few years that comes in to the cafe attached to my work all the time, and a couple weeks ago she told me that she wants to be with me and move in with me and pay my bills and buy me a car and all this stuff and has for a few years.. well, but she wants to leave her 40 something retired lawyer husband to do it and bring her 5 year old daughter with too. I have another one that is this lady thats a friend of my friend, and she always is trying to come on to me, except shes like 45 and i’m 26. The other one that i think is turning out well is this chick that i’ve known on msn for like 5 years. Well, when i first met her she was 14.. and when she was 15 was when she started trying to get me to be with her. When I was 22. Needless to say I didn’t do that. Well fast forward to a couple weeks ago, I got on MSN for the first time in a couple years. So guess who IMd me in the first 10 seconds I was on.. Yeah, same chick, except shes 19 now. And damn cute. And 5′1″ 100lbs. And moving to my city in a week. So, being a guy, i just couldn’t pass that up. Well, that was more than a week ago. She’s been at my condo for the last 2 days and she’s asleep in my bed right now waiting for me to get off work. Mistake? I dunno, maybe. But damn it’s a lot of fun!

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If You Blog on MySpace You Are Truly an Idiot at Pointlessbanter.net — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 13:13:49 +0000

[...] their blog or their page. First of all people that sit their and brag about their audience like my male stalker Super Douche does shows how totally stupid they are. It really isn’t their audience, it is [...]

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Kassie — Sat, 07 Jul 2007 05:40:19 +0000

[quote comment="2607"]I opened her desk draw and found a pair of my USED panties…ick![/quote]\par
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That is fucked up.\par
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Kevin, I’ll be your stalker!\par
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No, not really. I lied. But I’ll, uh, send you stuff you can erm, brag about.\par
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Ahahaha, how about a collage of you and your trash. Like, a half-eated bagel and a picture of you standing in your front yard.

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AMANDA — Wed, 04 Jul 2007 05:03:34 +0000

He called in on the show the other night… Tha’s weird…

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Suzi — Wed, 04 Jul 2007 01:07:10 +0000

Drag man. No chicks like me I guess..

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Susie — Wed, 04 Jul 2007 00:09:42 +0000

Ahhh Mate.. Good on ya.. I am so sorry that you have been disillusioned with your stalker fantasy with a bloke. I say off him… (Oops don’t want to get sued for libelous words; I state this is an OPINION only) I will find you a bird who will knit you a sweater of pubic hair so you can have that claim. Good one Kevin. Love the post.

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Chad 360 — Wed, 04 Jul 2007 00:03:15 +0000

I had a stalker once, but we met and he said he was sorry it was a mistake, he had the wrong person.

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Xentix — Tue, 03 Jul 2007 23:43:03 +0000

Wow man… Have you thought of just bein like “Are you okay dude? I see you following me? Is there something you need to tell me? Just letting you know, I don’t swing like that, so whatever you’re thinking, just forget about it.”\par
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Sometimes its the easiest route thats always the forgotten one.

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Kate — Tue, 03 Jul 2007 21:52:28 +0000

Stalker, that is!