Comments on: I have a stalker and it is NOT what it is cracked up to be

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If You Blog on MySpace You Are Truly an Idiot at Pointlessbanter.net — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 13:13:49 +0000

[...] their blog or their page. First of all people that sit their and brag about their audience like my male stalker Super Douche does shows how totally stupid they are. It really isn’t their audience, it is [...]

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Kassie — Sat, 07 Jul 2007 05:40:19 +0000

[quote comment="2607"]I opened her desk draw and found a pair of my USED panties…ick![/quote]\par
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That is fucked up.\par
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Kevin, I’ll be your stalker!\par
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No, not really. I lied. But I’ll, uh, send you stuff you can erm, brag about.\par
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Ahahaha, how about a collage of you and your trash. Like, a half-eated bagel and a picture of you standing in your front yard.

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AMANDA — Wed, 04 Jul 2007 05:03:34 +0000

He called in on the show the other night… Tha’s weird…

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Suzi — Wed, 04 Jul 2007 01:07:10 +0000

Drag man. No chicks like me I guess..

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Susie — Wed, 04 Jul 2007 00:09:42 +0000

Ahhh Mate.. Good on ya.. I am so sorry that you have been disillusioned with your stalker fantasy with a bloke. I say off him… (Oops don’t want to get sued for libelous words; I state this is an OPINION only) I will find you a bird who will knit you a sweater of pubic hair so you can have that claim. Good one Kevin. Love the post.

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Chad 360 — Wed, 04 Jul 2007 00:03:15 +0000

I had a stalker once, but we met and he said he was sorry it was a mistake, he had the wrong person.

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Xentix — Tue, 03 Jul 2007 23:43:03 +0000

Wow man… Have you thought of just bein like “Are you okay dude? I see you following me? Is there something you need to tell me? Just letting you know, I don’t swing like that, so whatever you’re thinking, just forget about it.”\par
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Sometimes its the easiest route thats always the forgotten one.

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Kate — Tue, 03 Jul 2007 21:52:28 +0000

Stalker, that is!

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Kate — Tue, 03 Jul 2007 21:51:53 +0000

[quote comment="2561"]I am breathing a sigh of relief, I saw the title and I thought you were onto me. Wait, I’ve said too much.\par
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btw- I have something to mail you…\par
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I had a stalker before, he was very creepy and it was scary that his nickname was Angry Chris. He used to show up at my house and when I was out on dates. He even started showing up at my work and sitting there just looking at me. He would call me and ask who was at my house or who I left my house with, he even moved a couple blocks away to be closer to me. I would get packages left on my doorstep, and he even started finding my friends to ask about me (when he couldn’t find me.) I guess I should have stopped fucking him, lesson learned. he he[/quote]\par
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Very funny! I had a stalked like that, too. His name was Mr. Kate, and the stalking pretty much stopped when I divorced him.

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Karl Rove — Tue, 03 Jul 2007 20:27:29 +0000

Ok, so now I have that crappy 80s song stuck in my head.\par
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“I always feel like\par
somebody’s watching meee!”\par
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Dammit…