I have a stalker and it is NOT what it is cracked up to be

Oh, yeah. And it was pathetic, cause we started out as friends and then she just went all crazy on me. No matter where i was, even if i had never told her where i was going, sooner or later she’d show up all casual, like “Hey, i didn’t know you’d be here”. But i just ended up all paranoid, feeling like she had people watching me. Later i found out she was a lesbian. Which i would’ve gone for if she was prettier.

Ummm…weird.

Yup I have had one too, and she didn’t even try to hide the fact that she was following me around or anything. She became friends with my friends just so she could get close to me. It was very weird. I thought only guys got totally sprung on a girl after having sex with them.

[quote comment="2548"] Later i found out she was a lesbian. Which i would’ve gone for if she was prettier. ;)[/quote]\par
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Dammit… where are the hot lesbos when you need them?

[quote comment="2550"]Yup I have had one too, and she didn’t even try to hide the fact that she was following me around or anything. She became friends with my friends just so she could get close to me. It was very weird. I thought only guys got totally sprung on a girl after having sex with them.[/quote]\par
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Did she begin to ask your ex’s about your genitalia?

Ew. That sweater sounds itchy.\par
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You have a Single White Female stalker…\par
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Does he look anything like Jennifer Jason Leigh?

[quote post="595"]Did she begin to ask your ex\’e2\’80\’99s about your genitalia?[/quote]\par
No she never did that, but she would send me dirty pics about 20 times a day from her cell phone camera.

[quote comment="2553"]Ew. That sweater sounds itchy.\par
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You have a Single White Female stalker…\par
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Does he look anything like Jennifer Jason Leigh?[/quote]\par
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Not unless she was overweight… \par
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I wonder if he is going to start cutting his hair the same way as I do?

[quote comment="2554"][quote post="595"]Did she begin to ask your ex\’e2\’80\’99s about your genitalia?[/quote]\par
No she never did that, but she would send me dirty pics about 20 times a day from her cell phone camera.[/quote]\par
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Um do you have them still?

You have a dude stalker?…That is so gay!..\par
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I would kick his ass if I was you….

[quote post="595"]Um do you have them still?[/quote]\par
If I could find my old cell phone, then yeah I still have them……

Man on man, huh? Hey, I’ll stalk ya, but I charge by the hour.

We actually talked about this the other day. I’ve had my share of having someone stalk me. It actually got to the point that I had to go the Brighton Police Department to ask about restraining orders. Seriously, the girl was a freaking nutcase. . .

I am breathing a sigh of relief, I saw the title and I thought you were onto me. Wait, I’ve said too much. \par
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btw- I have something to mail you…\par
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I had a stalker before, he was very creepy and it was scary that his nickname was Angry Chris. He used to show up at my house and when I was out on dates. He even started showing up at my work and sitting there just looking at me. He would call me and ask who was at my house or who I left my house with, he even moved a couple blocks away to be closer to me. I would get packages left on my doorstep, and he even started finding my friends to ask about me (when he couldn’t find me.) I guess I should have stopped fucking him, lesson learned. he he

I’ve never had a stalker, just an odd neighbour who was taking hormone pills to become a woman. He always wanted to have “girly chats” and hugged me too much. *shudder*\par
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I’ll stalk you Kevin, but I”m not doing any of that wierd stuff. Just creep e-mails, ok?

That is just too creepy! Where are all the hot FEMALE stalkers hiding??\par
Does he know you know who he is?

[quote comment="2561"]I am breathing a sigh of relief, I saw the title and I thought you were onto me. Wait, I’ve said too much.\par
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btw- I have something to mail you…\par
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I had a stalker before, he was very creepy and it was scary that his nickname was Angry Chris. He used to show up at my house and when I was out on dates. He even started showing up at my work and sitting there just looking at me. He would call me and ask who was at my house or who I left my house with, he even moved a couple blocks away to be closer to me. I would get packages left on my doorstep, and he even started finding my friends to ask about me (when he couldn’t find me.) I guess I should have stopped fucking him, lesson learned. he he[/quote]\par
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Your vagina drove a man insane….

LOL omg male stalking male….so ghey…if you want ill stalk you no price, i have nothing better to do….lol

[quote comment="2563"]That is just too creepy! Where are all the hot FEMALE stalkers hiding??\par
Does he know you know who he is?[/quote]\par
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Oh I am sure he does… I’m onto his little games.

yeah, i’ve had two stalkers. not the least bit fun. although one did make me an airplane to hang on my porch out of beer cans. super classy.

[quote comment="2557"]You have a dude stalker?…That is so gay!..\par
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I would kick his ass if I was you….[/quote]\par
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It is the gayest thing ever.

[quote comment="2568"][quote comment="2557"]You have a dude stalker?…That is so gay!..\par
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I would kick his ass if I was you….[/quote]\par
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It is the gayest thing ever.[/quote]\par
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The only thing gayer than that is if he slept in your bed with you….

[quote comment="2559"]Man on man, huh? Hey, I’ll stalk ya, but I charge by the hour.[/quote]\par
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Is it more than a dollar twenty five?

[quote comment="2560"]We actually talked about this the other day. I’ve had my share of having someone stalk me. It actually got to the point that I had to go the Brighton Police Department to ask about restraining orders. Seriously, the girl was a freaking nutcase. . .[/quote]\par
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Was she hot though? That is when it makes it ok.

[quote comment="2564"][quote comment="2561"]I am breathing a sigh of relief, I saw the title and I thought you were onto me. Wait, I’ve said too much.\par
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btw- I have something to mail you…\par
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I had a stalker before, he was very creepy and it was scary that his nickname was Angry Chris. He used to show up at my house and when I was out on dates. He even started showing up at my work and sitting there just looking at me. He would call me and ask who was at my house or who I left my house with, he even moved a couple blocks away to be closer to me. I would get packages left on my doorstep, and he even started finding my friends to ask about me (when he couldn’t find me.) I guess I should have stopped fucking him, lesson learned. he he[/quote]\par
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Your vagina drove a man insane….[/quote]\par
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Afraid he already was insane, I just have a thing for crazy guys. They say opposites attract, but obviously that isn’t the case.

[quote comment="2562"]I’ve never had a stalker, just an odd neighbour who was taking hormone pills to become a woman. He always wanted to have “girly chats” and hugged me too much. *shudder*\par
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I’ll stalk you Kevin, but I”m not doing any of that wierd stuff. Just creep e-mails, ok?[/quote]\par
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How large were his breasts?\par
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Ok… creepy e-mails it is.

[quote comment="2565"]LOL omg male stalking male….so ghey…if you want ill stalk you no price, i have nothing better to do….lol[/quote]\par
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sweet sounds like a deal

In college I had a female stalker. She kept slipping me notes asking me to meet her and “angel”. It was a bit frightening at times…she was extremely homely and was a part time Auto Mechanic…

[quote comment="2567"]yeah, i’ve had two stalkers. not the least bit fun. although one did make me an airplane to hang on my porch out of beer cans. super classy.[/quote]\par
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that is high art right there

[quote comment="2576"]In college I had a female stalker. She kept slipping me notes asking me to meet her and “angel”. It was a bit frightening at times…she was extremely homely and was a part time Auto Mechanic…[/quote]\par
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well you probably could have gotten a lube job for free

LMAO…damn, I never thought of that…then again, I think she was the pube sweater type…

[quote comment="2579"]LMAO…damn, I never thought of that…then again, I think she was the pube sweater type…[/quote]\par
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They are nice during the winter

I had one.\par
Very creepy.\par
She lived next door.\par
When my alarm clock went off,\par
she would call and chirp,\par
“I have your coffee ready!”\par
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Oh wait- that was the Good part!

I have had a stalker. I met him in an airport and we spoke for a few hours. I gave him my business card. Next thing you know, he is sending flowers and calling my office constantly. Good times. Not. Thank god he lived in Nebraska, so I was never worried about getting hurt physically, but it creeped me out. Seriously.

[quote comment="2571"][quote comment="2560"]We actually talked about this the other day. I’ve had my share of having someone stalk me. It actually got to the point that I had to go the Brighton Police Department to ask about restraining orders. Seriously, the girl was a freaking nutcase. . .[/quote]\par
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Was she hot though? That is when it makes it ok.[/quote]\par
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Oh god know! She looked like a freaking horse.

[quote comment="2573"][quote comment="2562"]I’ve never had a stalker, just an odd neighbour who was taking hormone pills to become a woman. He always wanted to have “girly chats” and hugged me too much. *shudder*\par
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I’ll stalk you Kevin, but I”m not doing any of that wierd stuff. Just creep e-mails, ok?[/quote]\par
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How large were his breasts?\par
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Ok… creepy e-mails it is.[/quote]\par
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He had them up to a B before he tried committing suicide and got put in the loony bin. He might be all man again by now, who knows.

Damn, I was hoping I could spot him in the comments but I got nothin. I haven’t had a female stalker yet, just a few overenthusiastic friends. Nope, two out of the three stalkers I somehow accumulated in my life were asian males who didn’t speak very good english outside of “I lub you”.

[quote comment="2581"]I had one.\par
Very creepy.\par
She lived next door.\par
When my alarm clock went off,\par
she would call and chirp,\par
“I have your coffee ready!”\par
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Oh wait- that was the Good part![/quote]\par
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It was the fact she stirred it with goat penis that was the turn off?

[quote comment="2582"]I have had a stalker. I met him in an airport and we spoke for a few hours. I gave him my business card. Next thing you know, he is sending flowers and calling my office constantly. Good times. Not. Thank god he lived in Nebraska, so I was never worried about getting hurt physically, but it creeped me out. Seriously.[/quote]\par
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People live in Nebraska?

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Oh god know! She looked like a freaking horse.[/quote]\par
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Walking away from the potential Sarah Carle joke….

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He had them up to a B before he tried committing suicide and got put in the loony bin. He might be all man again by now, who knows.[/quote]\par
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Like where is the cut off from switching from hormones to buying fake breasts? Just curious.

[quote comment="2587"]Damn, I was hoping I could spot him in the comments but I got nothin. I haven’t had a female stalker yet, just a few overenthusiastic friends. Nope, two out of the three stalkers I somehow accumulated in my life were asian males who didn’t speak very good english outside of “I lub you”.[/quote]\par
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Nah, I blocked them from being able to contact me. They actually started sending third parties to talk to me because they couldn’t have contact with me directly.

I refer to myself as your secret admirer but no pubic sweaters from me.

[quote comment="2561"]I am breathing a sigh of relief, I saw the title and I thought you were onto me. Wait, I’ve said too much.\par
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btw- I have something to mail you…\par
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I had a stalker before, he was very creepy and it was scary that his nickname was Angry Chris. He used to show up at my house and when I was out on dates. He even started showing up at my work and sitting there just looking at me. He would call me and ask who was at my house or who I left my house with, he even moved a couple blocks away to be closer to me. I would get packages left on my doorstep, and he even started finding my friends to ask about me (when he couldn’t find me.) I guess I should have stopped fucking him, lesson learned. he he[/quote]\par
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I nick name my guys too!

Is it really bad that I giggled a little when I saw that you have a boy stalker? I didn’t giggle for long. Promise.

[quote comment="2595"]I refer to myself as your secret admirer but no pubic sweaters from me.[/quote]\par
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I know you would have to plan that out years in advance

[quote comment="2600"]Is it really bad that I giggled a little when I saw that you have a boy stalker? I didn’t giggle for long. Promise.[/quote]\par
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No it is okay, because it is funny… in an odd sort of way

What would be even scarier is if she sent you a sweater made from YOUR pubic hair!!!!

[quote comment="2603"]What would be even scarier is if she sent you a sweater made from YOUR pubic hair!!!![/quote]\par
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Wow that would be a lot of effort to empty out my drain daily

I’ve had a female stalker once; she was a roommate I had in college. At first she seemed normal, and since we were roommates we started doing a lot of stuff together. Going to the cafeteria, the store, the movies, etc. But then she started getting really possessive. Anytime I didn’t tell her where I was going she would call my cell phone and leave messages like, “Where are you, I’m worried, tell me where you are and I’ll pick you up” She did other weird things too, like when someone was over and asked a question like, “do you like the show Sex and the City” She would answer “WE like it” She started referring to “us” as if there was an “us”. “We like to do this…” “We don’t like that” “We want to see that” It all became really too much. I started to hide from her, or tell her I was going somewhere and then be somewhere else. This one time I remember hiding in one of my friends closets for like half an hour, while “crazy roommate stalker” was searching for me. The creepiest thing that ever happened was when I needed a pen so I opened her desk draw and found a pair of my USED panties…ick! The thing that pissed me off the most is that on the morning of one of my finals she unplugged my alarm clock and I ended up missing it.

I have actually dealt with a stalker like dude. He worked with my brother and sister and he was in love with me. He would send me messages over MySpace and I would just ignore them and then he would send me friend invites and I would deny them. He did this like 50 times. Then the gifts started coming and then thats where I had to put my foot down. I don’t like doing this, but I had to get mean and tell him off.\par
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I mean, it would have been different if he was cute, but this poor kid looked like he had down syndrom (which is sad to say).\par
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So if you go to families houses for Xmas, do you wear that pubic sweater….haha.

yrs. ago when I was a barkeep and danced on the side I had a stalker. He knew I had a fiance` maybe I was married? anyway he’s send me flowers cards and come to find out he lived not far from me… yup I even got a visit or two. He was a sweet person but that was enough for me. Look dude I don’t wanna be the one to break your heart I’ve got a man already and trying to be friends won’t cut it either. I would feel akward and may tend to become ill as in angry should he follow me around like a puppy dog. (he did) :\}

do you think that calling him out will result in more compulsatory stalking or less? i had this guy find me via myspace that creeped the shit out of me (he lived in my area and would show up at places he knew i would be, etc) that actually started checking my page more often after i told him to go fuck himself. when he found out i had an ip tracker his visits increased despite the fact that he told me he was humiliated.

[quote comment="2615"]do you think that calling him out will result in more compulsatory stalking or less? i had this guy find me via myspace that creeped the shit out of me (he lived in my area and would show up at places he knew i would be, etc) that actually started checking my page more often after i told him to go fuck himself. when he found out i had an ip tracker his visits increased despite the fact that he told me he was humiliated.[/quote]\par
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Oh this idiot left a comment and now I have his ip address so I see how many times he comes to my blog, the best is that on mybloglog.com if you visit a page enough they automatically put you into the pages community. Guess who has been added to my community?

I had a stalker years ago. He and his buddies came in to my work one night. I was the only one working upfront (it was at a fast food restaruant)and we were about to close. Well one of his friends had came up to ask if I had a boyfriend. I said no. Well next thing I know this guy comes one 2-3 times a week to eat. Alone. Kept looking at me the whole time. Which gave me the creeps. One time he gave me a white teddy bear with a letter that says some explicit stuff about how he was to have sex with me and shit. I then asked my manager can tell this guy to leave the store because he’s stalking me I even showed them the letter but company policy stats that anyone who enters through the door and acutally pays for something is a paying customer and you can’t kick them out. Well I finally told them look then when he comes in, you take his order I’m not about to be up there when he is in the store. Well i was then told if they could they would take care of it. But a fellow co-worker told him off for me. Told him I wasn’t intrested. Then he tried asking her out and she just laughed at him. Wish I had did that the first time.

We have one were I work, and because she hasn’t hurt anyone yet, just made the women uncomfortable and not made too big a scene, they won’t bar her from coming into the store. One of the women has swore out an affadavit about her and still they do nothing but watch her on security cameras. \par
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I hate to say it, but if it was a guy….\par
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They wouldn’t want to miss out on the $40 she might spend. And then return the products she buys. Real rich.

I think I have a stalker too. Can you offer tips to track them? I know I can and should change my myspace page/profile, but it took a long time to accumulate the friends I have and I am just too lazy to start over.\par
Any advice would be appreciated.

I had a stalker, that was a girl, it was sad…not the least bit flattering. change your name to bob and move to VT. he’ll never find you there

Not a stalker, per se, but a very persistent woman that makes me uncomfortable.

I’ve had a few stalkers. None of them have been any fun. One took a shot at me then left an assemblage of roadkill critters strewn through my front yard for daring to refuse to go out with him after he tried to drag me from my car one night when I was sitting at a stop sign. Yeah, it was seriously, cop-involving bad. The next guy wasn’t much better. Sent me postcards in the mail threatening rape that I would come to love - another for the police files. The third guy was cyber so I thought it was simple enough to blow him of - he was in England right? Wrong. I got a call from another vic that he’d hit her place and she was in the hospital and I was next on his travelogue. Yippee skippie. At least that asshat was in the armed services and the military doesn’t take well to that shit. He’s still in the brig. My only female stalker just irritated the shit out of me by calling all the time, sending me presents and offering to be this helpful minion. I considered abusing the girl but figured it would get worse plus the cops would be pissed at me for encouraging her. I was polite and slowly started avoiding her and after a while she faded away. From what I hear she’s found another author to traumatize.

Yeah, a long time ago when I lived in another state. Kudos!

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So not cool.\par
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Is he like, a fan? Or is he like seriously gay and into you? \par
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I had two female stalkers named Jen at the same time once. One kept threatening every girl I tried to date. But at least she was a chick…

Yep, stalkers are a lot of fun. I had one last fall that stalked my comments I left on other blogs, and then bitched at me about them. I am glad I have settled down with one woman and don’t let my penis get me in trouble anymore………………..

[quote comment="2628"]Dude.\par
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So not cool.\par
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Is he like, a fan? Or is he like seriously gay and into you?\par
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No he isn’t either he fucking hates me and wants to know my every move. \par
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Every girl named Jen is crazy.

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Like where is the cut off from switching from hormones to buying fake breasts? Just curious.[/quote]\par
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I have no clue, maybe I can get his contact info from the nuthouse in Chelmsford and have him contact you.

I wish I had a stalker sometimes…then again…maybe a hot female stalker that I can fulfill…er..I better shut up.

I had a guy stalk me before, he would email me telling me the places i was at recently, it stopped when i told him i would splatter his brains all over the sidewalk with my 12 gauge if i ever saw him.