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03

Guess What You Are All Getting For Christmas

By: Bobby Finstock on 07/3/07 @ 6:32 am

Greatest. Gift. Ever.

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Bobby Finstock

Finstock is founder of Pointlessbanter.net. He is known for his encyclopedia like knowledge on the life and times of Scott Baio. In the future he hopes to write again under his own name in order to impress the ladies and build his celebrity to the levels of other failed internet writers.

15 Responses to “Guess What You Are All Getting For Christmas”

  1. says:

    [...] Original post by Kevin [...]

  2. says:

    OH MY GOD!!!\par
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    I WANT THAT!!!!!…AND I WANT IT NOW!!!\par
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    \par
    I WANT IT SO BAD I’M TYPING IN ALL CAPS!

  3. says:

    Seriously.. were can you find this?? I would so get this for my brother in law for christmas… This is a riot!

  4. says:

    [quote comment="2606"]Seriously.. were can you find this?? I would so get this for my brother in law for christmas… This is a riot![/quote]\par
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    I wish I knew… I wish I knew

  5. says:

    That is one Bad Ass Toy I want one toooooooooooooooo woo hoo

  6. says:

    Does she dance to Back in Black or Pour Some Sugar On Me ?????

  7. says:

    According to Gizmodo ( http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/usb-pole-dancer-220912.php ) – it was sold by Marks & Spencer in the UK, but they chose to take it off the shelves because people complained.\par
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    Sephyroth\par
    http://www.sephyroth.net

  8. says:

    I.MUST.HAVE.

  9. says:

    OK, I have found how to get it. http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/usb-pole-dancer-available-for-preorder-222047.php\par
    \par
    Not so excited anymore. $53 USD

  10. says:

    [quote comment="2640"]OK, I have found how to get it. http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/usb-pole-dancer-available-for-preorder-222047.php\par
    \par
    Not so excited anymore. $53 USD[/quote]\par
    \par
    Damn. I think it would be cheaper to go to an actual strip club.

  11. says:

    The bird looks like a minger.

  12. says:

    Dude, that chick has a butterface. LOL

  13. says:

    I’d SO GET ONE and keep it on my desk if 1- It didn’t make me look like some kind of lesbo perv. And 2- It didn’t violate our company’s sexual harassment guidelines. \par
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    I think it’s cute and funny. :D

  14. says:

    I want one! although for 53 bucks, I might as well call some buddies this week-end and go have a beer :)

  15. says:

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