Finally, Something That Makes Me Want to Learn Origami

Origami appeals to me about as much as a hole in my nugget sack.  That is, at least until I discovered this book:

A paper vagina?  Finally, origami that I can USE for something!
Check it out here

Reason Number 150 Why You Should Have a License to Have a Kid

Two months ago my mother went to the east coast for my cousin’s graduation from high school, while there the most fantastical event happened.
At my cousin’s graduation party there was a very heavy set girl there that was dating the son of my aunt’s boyfriend. She was right around the age of 20 and was [...]

Trip Notes: Colorado, Kansas, Indiana

I made it to B-Lo in one piece, I just wanted to finish up the last of the road notes before I launched into some of the longer posts I have been working on…
Screaming Topeka every time you see it on a road sign helps keep your focusing during a long drive… It is scientifically [...]

Trip Notes: Arizona and Utah

It is 4:30 in the AM and I am sitting in a hotel room in Moab, Utah… Right now I would like to be getting some sleep but apparently the people in room 316 decided have an orgy or do something with sheep.
The drive through Northern Arizona was interesting, you went from desert to pine [...]

Trip Notes: Phoenix

Originally my trip across country was supposed to be a leisurely saunter but now it has turned into, “Get your ass back to New York because you are playing in a golf tournament with us on Sunday.” So I am cutting my visits short and rushing back to New York, otherwise I will never [...]

Isn’t your entire goal as an adult not to wait in line?

In seeing the throngs of people lining up for the new Harry Potter book this week I got to thinking… As an “adult” (and I use that term loosely) my entire motivation in life is to avoid waiting in lines for longer than five minutes. The only thing that I can understand waiting in line [...]