I hate when I go to the homepage of Yahoo.com and see a relationship advice story as the featured article. The relationship stories on Yahoo give some of the worst advice known to man, right on par with my 3rd grade teacher telling me when a girl says no she really means yes. (He always [...]
Sunday I had to make a trip to Wal-mart to pick up a few small plastic storage boxes. For most people that is just a small task, for me… well let me just say I avoid Wal-Mart like Richard Simmons avoids vagina. I will make an effort to go to four separate stores and pay [...]
Paris is being put into a special needs cell where she is being separated from the general population.
If I went to jail I would shanked with a tooth brush that had been finely whittled into a knife on the first day.
That is reason number 4 out of 500,001 of why I hate Paris Hilton.
When I got to college for the first time I have to admit that I was a complete hayseed. I had dated the same girl for two years in high school, my sexual experience was rather limited, and my partying experience was rather pedestrian. My first year was a crash course and a makeup for [...]
The complete Armand Assante's Left Ventricle archive
The complete Bobby Finstock archive
The complete Donkeysosa archive
The complete Fred Palowakski archive
The complete Slackmistress archive
