5 Questions with Porn Star Ashley Steel

I have always wanted to do a question and answer series with interesting people that have different jobs or have something to say. Today is my first offering of this series, and I get to do it with Adult Movie Actress Ashley Steel. (I just said do it and adult movie star and referenced myself [...]

Teaching My Nephew Everything He Needs to Know to Survive

The other day I sold my car via Craigslist. I ended up selling it to a father that was buying it for his daughter to be her first car. The guy grilled me about everything on the car, which was understandable, you have to do your due diligence. However, it lead to this uncomfortable moment.
When [...]

An Ode To the Old Korean Lady Working at the Concession Stand at the Dodger Game

My new friend,
Who knew that tucked away in the furthest corner of the loge level in the right field corner I would find you. A diamond in the rough, if you will. Someone that has probably been working for the Dodgers since they moved to LA from Brooklyn years ago.
Sure some might say that they [...]

I am so happy that I am crying right now

How the hell did NOBODY tell me about the new Scott Baio reality show on VH1?

Thanks assholes… I could have been obsessing about this for months and I am just finding out about it now?
Here is a synopsis of the series taken right from VH-1 website…
You all officially now have a reason to live.
Over the [...]

I always thought hate mail from England would be better

Remember a few weeks back I wrote a blog poking fun at the whole Madeleine McCann situation, and how biased the press is? I know it created a lovely discussion on the MySpace version of my blog, you can read the comments for that blog here. The discussion there talked about the “cute white girl” [...]

5 Indulgences I Would Buy if I Became Disgustingly Rich

I know a lot of people daydream about what they would do if they won the lottery or something of that nature. Once and awhile I sit around and ponder this, instead of thinking about where I would buy a home or how I could help my family, I think about random things I could [...]