Drive Thru

This is for the lovers of cheesy horror movies.  Donk saw a great one over the weekend.

Drive Thru is THE SHIT.  First of all, for a movie about a killer Fast Food mascot, the film is pretty well shot and looks like there’s some money behind it.  The script is very tongue in cheek, complete [...]

The Crooked Official Part 2

This is the second part of my series on how I have no moral compass in officiating youth sports.
Part II- Does this Uniform Make Me Look Sexy?
There was this girl that I always ran into while I was out at the bar, we never really talked that often but I always thought she was rather [...]

The Crooked Official Part 1

(So if you couldn’t tell I cleaned up my page a bit, I moved servers this weekend and tried to make the page a little leaner and meaner so it loads faster. Excuse the mess while I fine tune it a little.)
For two summers I was a soccer official for youth travel teams. It was [...]

At What Age Can You Start Making Fun of Other Peoples Kids?

Recently my nephew had graduation from pre-school, which was a cute little event to go to. His class is really interesting because it is a real cross section of the people that live around here: middle class, straight thugs, well off, and all different races. Since I have been off school I have been able [...]

5 Questions with Porn Star Ashley Steel

I have always wanted to do a question and answer series with interesting people that have different jobs or have something to say. Today is my first offering of this series, and I get to do it with Adult Movie Actress Ashley Steel. (I just said do it and adult movie star and referenced myself [...]

Teaching My Nephew Everything He Needs to Know to Survive

The other day I sold my car via Craigslist. I ended up selling it to a father that was buying it for his daughter to be her first car. The guy grilled me about everything on the car, which was understandable, you have to do your due diligence. However, it lead to this uncomfortable moment.
When [...]