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The Burkini: Swimwear for the Oppressed Woman in all of Us

By: donkeysosa on 06/29/07 @ 10:13 am

Good news for oppressed women all over the world!  I wish I was making this up, but I’m not: you can now get your own Burkini, a bathing suit that covers your entire body, ensuring hours of fun in  the 100 degree heat of the beach.  Look, here’s a couple now!

Now, keep in mind, your husbands will be wearing whatever the fuck they want, but you’ll feel so safe and secure knowing that no one is staring at your ass, or, um, your hair for that matter.  And as an added bonus: no pesky sand in your vagina!

Read more about the burkina:

http://www.fasshonaburu.com/2007/06/burkini.html

http://www.ahiida.com/

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4 Responses to “The Burkini: Swimwear for the Oppressed Woman in all of Us”

  1. AMANDA says:
    June 30, 2007 at 6:10 am

    FINALLY! I can go to the beach again!

    Reply
  2. donkeysosa says:
    June 30, 2007 at 11:31 am

    [quote comment="2579"]FINALLY! I can go to the beach again![/quote]

    Just make sure not to make eye contact with anyone. that’s a big no no

    Reply
  3. murq says:
    July 5, 2007 at 9:58 pm

    Dont do anyhting to provoke an honour killing!

    Reply
  4. Wholesome Wear at Donkeysosa.com says:
    August 6, 2007 at 8:43 pm

    [...] couple of months ago I did a blog about the exciting new Burkini.  Well ladies, guess what?  When it comes to enforcing modesty on females, Islam ain’t got [...]

    Reply

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