Comments on: Hey Doctor, Can I Get a Laugh?

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Colette — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 20:55:47 +0000

Went for the gyno/Girlie thing one time with my Husband in tow. We had been trying to get pregnant for the last year. At the exam they told my husband that it wasn’t going to happen because of slow sperm.\par
Then he procedes to do the exam. Finds out that I am indeed pregnant, comments on the fact that it must be super sperm OR maybe you just save up. Asks my husband if he would like to see what it looks like, and then adds ” In the Light” hahaha it was pretty funny

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Christian — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 14:03:07 +0000

[quote comment="2394"]We have previously established the fact that I have always had a magnificent rack, yes?\par
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When I was about 19 I went to a new OB/GYN for my annual. After the standard breast palpitation to check for lumps, he put doun the sheet, had me sit up, and rotate my arms while he stood a couple of feet back while he watched. He said “good tissue flow”. I was too mortified and embarrassed to do what I should have done- kick him in the balls and run out to the reception room and demand to speak to someone, and then report him. Needless to say I went to a woman doctor after that.\par
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Sorry it’s not a funny story Kev- just a creepy one…[/quote]\par
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Are you trying to imply that female doctors can’t be creepy?\par
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- Christian.

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Christian — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 14:00:42 +0000

[quote comment="2358"][quote comment="2352"]You should hear the jokes I start telling when I am in the stirrups…\par
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Men have it so easy. Hahahaha[/quote]\par
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Once the clamps go down the humor comes out?[/quote]\par
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I would be more concerned if the doctor heard an echo while you’re in the stirrups.\par
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- Christian.

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thequietone — Sat, 30 Jun 2007 00:39:52 +0000

I would have to say the yearly OB/GYN exam is my least favorite thing about going to the doctors. I almost faint after I have it done. The breast exam thing ranks up there too, since my doctor is female.

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always mistaken — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 22:36:23 +0000

Kool it worked!!!!!!!!! You are so Funny

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always mistaken — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 22:33:29 +0000

Hey man long time and wtf is that? I have to go back and read your blog. This Is Just A Test For PC Dummies Like Me Oh yeah Here’s your laugh… LMAO LOL and Hahahahaha Did I leave any out?

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always mistaken — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 22:31:55 +0000

Hey man long time and wtf is that? I have to go back and read your blog. This Is Just A Test For PC Dummies Like Me

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Fiona — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 20:01:28 +0000

[quote comment="2386"][quote comment="2374"]The only timr I go the doctor is when I’m too sick to fight my mother off…..I hate doctors.[/quote]\par
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There is a lot of places I can go with that.[/quote]\par
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I realize, I’m ready, give it your best shot.

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Ami — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 18:39:22 +0000

[quote comment="2385"][quote comment="2372"]Worst visit ever was when I got my first girl annual test done. This bitch wanted to engage me in unnecessary conversation when I just wanted her to shut the fuck up and get it over with. I always dred that time of the year.[/quote]\par
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Did they do the echo joke?[/quote]\par
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No, no jokes. I wish though because it would have kinda made it go quicker. She basically asked me about school and other shit that I don’t need to talk about with a doctor.

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Mom~o — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 18:31:13 +0000

Funny! Any one who tries to make a doctor laugh gets kudos from me.