Drive Thru

This is for the lovers of cheesy horror movies.  Donk saw a great one over the weekend.

Drive Thru is THE SHIT.  First of all, for a movie about a killer Fast Food mascot, the film is pretty well shot and looks like there’s some money behind it.  The script is very tongue in cheek, complete with groan-worthy villain one liners.  Most importantly though, it’s got some great kills, including:

• A dude’s face getting cooked in the french frier, then sloughing off
• Someone’s head getting cut horizontally in half, showing their jiggling tongue

And if that doesn’t sell you on it, and I can’t imagine it wouldn’t, Drive Thru also co-stars Jan from The Office:

who has to pretend to cry as she tells the story of how her and her friends accidentally set the dullard Fast Food mascot on fire when they were all kids.  You just don’t get movie magic like that every day.