In the last year I have admittedly become a Craigslist addict. Besides all the fun tranny and hooker games one can play I also love going to the rants and raves section of the site. In that section you will find: the most hateful posts known to man, poor spelling, abhorrent human behavior, racists, and a list of other great stuff. While all that really entertains me, the stuff that really makes my day is the anonymous slams against another person that they know in the real world.
I don’t understand why people post these on the site, are they just venting or is there a sincere hope that one day someone is going to be reading the rant and rave section on craigslist and say, “Holy shit, I think they are talking about me, am I the “bowlegged hoe” this person is talking about?”
Here is a smattering of some of my favorite posts from the weekend, with my commentary to go with it.
nasty melissa (29) in t.o
you wonder why you are single, get a sense of humor. Also the face that looks like joker from batman isint helping either.
(Sure you have to ignore the typo but the joker reference always warms my heart because usually it is right on, so somewhere in thousand oaks California there is a girl name Melissa with a long ass face and a freaky grin. I think everyone knows at least one person that they can make the joker reference about… Sarah C from High School, please step forward.)
fugly ventura chick
how is the single life treating you, are you still bitter and angry as usual?
(Now when you say “fugly ventura chick” you pretty much named 90% of the female population of Ventura so you know that comment will have at least a handful of people driving to work angry. The thing is the bitter and angry comment is ruined because this person is posting a snotty comment on the internet, doesn’t that look more bitter and angry?)
Stupid lazy cunt….
So this woman and I saw this nice TV that my neighbors are giving away.
It’s a huge TV and I couldnt lift it by myself. I was there first, and
so was my husband to help me. Then her husband comes up and says
“That’s ours”. I didn’t want to make a scene in front of my neighbors,
as I’m sure they already think oddly about me since my family is the
black sheep on the street… so I let the other family have it. My rant
is that clearly I was there first, and she knew it. I was still the
bigger person, but I still want to show her my backhand for being such
a slimey little cunt-rag. FUCK! Watch out VC…. I’m majorly PMSing,
and I won’t hesitate to kill a man! (slight sarcasm)
(I don’t know why I love this post so much, I like cried the first four time I read it from laughing so hard. You know this is an argument that is designed for the People’s Court. Is there anything better than people arguing and fighting over an item someone leaves out in their yard with a “free” sign on it? All I can think of is Richie Valens brother in La Bamba stealing the cartoon stuff from Warner Brothers.)
OMG!!! This is going out the the jack ass construction workers that are
remodeling the apartment about mine!!! FUCK YOU ASSHOLES!!! Theres a
fucking noise curfew it’s no CONSTRUCTION NOISE BERFORE 7AM, and AFTER
7PM… make all the noise you want in between that time, but for shits
sake, SHUT UP!!! Last night you were there till fuckin’ 1030PM, and I
had to call the COPS ON YOUR STUPID ASSES!!! Of corse you play dumb a
pretend that you all of a sudden don’t understand english… thanks
lying beaners!! and then again after that shits over, you have the
NURVE TO COME BACK AT 5 AM THIS MORNING AND START AGAIN!! So, HA!! and
up yours!! I called the COPS AGAIN!!!, don’t like it tough shit, 1 more
time of this bullshit, and I’ll make sure INS gets involved!! SHOW SOME
(This post here embodies everything that is right in a craigslist post: racist, horrible spelling mistakes, annoying caps, and threats that nobody will ever get.)
FAT WOMEN AND PT CRUISERS?????
What is up with every fat woman driving a PT Cruiser? Everytime I see a
PT Cruiser I know that there is a 95% chance of it being driven by a
fat lady. I also know if I see one with a handicap placard hanging from
the rearview mirror, the person is not legitamately handicap, but just
fat, overweight, and lazy. I think when Rosie O’donnel bought one, she
started a trend for every fat ass woman in America. If you drive a PT
Cruiser, take a look at yourself; you are probably a fat slob that
wears sweats and moo-moos everywhere. Do me a favour and tint your
windows so I don’t have to actually see your fat asses.
So there you have a smattering of what is available to you on Craigslist.com, so why don’t you take a second to go to your local Craigslist and share some of the greatness in the rant and rave section.