Would I Have Sex With Sarah McLachlan?

FIRST WITH KUDOS!!!

I got a question, Where’s Waldo?

[quote comment="3526"]I got a question, Where’s Waldo?[/quote]

I will need lots of charts and maps for that one

[quote comment="3528"][quote comment="3526"]I got a question, Where’s Waldo?[/quote]

I will need lots of charts and maps for that one[/quote]

hahaha

But would you have sex with either of the INdigo Girls.

Yeah I remember the mid 90’s…

That is so funny, I was just thinking that I should ask you that! I sing way better than her, and I also play the saxophone… not at the same time though as I am not Homer Simpson. But since I’m swedish I never even have to bring up my musical talent to get laid.

5 kudos and have a great weekend Boiiiiy!

[quote comment="3531"]But would you have sex with either of the INdigo Girls.

Yeah I remember the mid 90’s…[/quote]

It would be like screwing the members of Heart… So no

[quote comment="3532"]That is so funny, I was just thinking that I should ask you that! I sing way better than her, and I also play the saxophone… not at the same time though as I am not Homer Simpson. But since I’m swedish I never even have to bring up my musical talent to get laid.

5 kudos and have a great weekend Boiiiiy![/quote]

Is “playing the saxphone” some dirty swedish thing?

[quote comment="3531"]But would you have sex with either of the INdigo Girls.

Yeah I remember the mid 90’s…[/quote]

Are the Indigo Girls REALLY girls?

Bummer. I thought all men fantasized about a tryst with Lesbians. And you said “Heart.”

4 Non Blondes Anyone?? Dammit now that song is stuck in my head.

You know what I think Kev? If you have to do a chart… you need a f*ck!! It really doesn’t matter who with. Sarah or someone else. Just make it soon.

[quote comment="3537"]Bummer. I thought all men fantasized about a tryst with Lesbians. And you said “Heart.”

4 Non Blondes Anyone?? Dammit now that song is stuck in my head.[/quote]

Linda Perry is the anti-christ

[quote comment="3534"]

Is “playing the saxphone” some dirty swedish thing?[/quote]

Indeed it is, let’s just say it gives you great lung capacity…

I’d have sex with her too.

Do you wipe from front to back or back to front?

[quote comment="3538"]You know what I think Kev? If you have to do a chart… you need a f*ck!! It really doesn’t matter who with. Sarah or someone else. Just make it soon.[/quote]

I concur…

[quote comment="3542"]I’d have sex with her too.

Do you wipe from front to back or back to front?[/quote]

Front to back and I crumble

[quote comment="3544"][quote comment="3542"]I’d have sex with her too.

Do you wipe from front to back or back to front?[/quote]

Front to back and I crumble[/quote]

I don’t think I want to know what you mean by “and I crumble” but it’s killing me. Que?

Would you have sex with Teena Marie?

LOL!! Who in the world is asking you that question? LOL!!

[quote comment="3545"][quote comment="3544"][quote comment="3542"]I’d have sex with her too.

Do you wipe from front to back or back to front?[/quote]

Front to back and I crumble[/quote]

I don’t think I want to know what you mean by “and I crumble” but it’s killing me. Que?[/quote]

I don’t fold the paper, I ball it.

Woohoo for us Canadian gals… If you want to make love while a smooth and sultry voice is singing in the background she is your gal. My favorite song from Sarah is “Ice Cream”.

By the way I can record a voice clip of me saying “about” in the most sexy sulty voice I can muster but only if you post a pic of your hard nipples for me to see.

[quote comment="3546"]Would you have sex with Teena Marie?[/quote]

Wow, I am going to have to mull that over

Dude….Are her pits hairy?…

[quote comment="3547"]LOL!! Who in the world is asking you that question? LOL!![/quote]

Hundreds, nay, thousands of people

[quote comment="3549"]Woohoo for us Canadian gals… If you want to make love while a smooth and sultry voice is singing in the background she is your gal.

My favorite song from Sarah is “Ice Cream”.

By the way I can record a voice clip of me saying “about” in the most sexy sulty voice I can muster but only if you post a pic of your hard nipples for me to see. ;)[/quote]

we can work something out

[quote comment="3551"]Dude….Are her pits hairy?…[/quote]

She is from Canada not Montreal

[quote comment="3535"][quote comment="3531"]But would you have sex with either of the INdigo Girls.

Yeah I remember the mid 90’s…[/quote]

Are the Indigo Girls REALLY girls?[/quote]

it is up for debate

[quote comment="3548"][quote comment="3545"][quote comment="3544"][quote comment="3542"]I’d have sex with her too.

Do you wipe from front to back or back to front?[/quote]

Front to back and I crumble[/quote]

I don’t think I want to know what you mean by “and I crumble” but it’s killing me. Que?[/quote]

I don’t fold the paper, I ball it.[/quote]

My kid does that… you wasteful people….. I bet you use more than 4 squares at a time too.

i like the whole canadian “aboot” thing as well. and when they say sorry it cracks me up. the whole mazda and pasta thing with the short a sound is just plain wrong though. my question: would you have sex with a midget?

[quote comment="3557"]i like the whole canadian “aboot” thing as well. and when they say sorry it cracks me up. the whole mazda and pasta thing with the short a sound is just plain wrong though. my question: would you have sex with a midget?[/quote]

Midget= yes
Dwarf= no

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My kid does that… you wasteful people….. I bet you use more than 4 squares at a time too.[/quote]

At least 8

[quote comment="3554"][quote comment="3551"]Dude….Are her pits hairy?…[/quote]

She is from Canada not Montreal[/quote]

Well then I think the answer is definitely NO….Heh..

Heh. I met up with a woman who met four of your criteria (Female, talented, Canadian, and female) in Windsor a few years ago. There is something sexy in the way a Canadian woman says “about”, I have to agree.
Have you seen Sarah’s video for “Path of Thorns”? Faptastic!

I too would sex the Canadian.

As for the question, if “ifs” and “buts’ are candy and nuts, then what’s a “what”?

You know, I really expected to open this blog and it would simply say “yes” and that would be the whole blog. But I’m glad you at least explained that it was because she’s a female. =)

I got a question for you. What MALE singer/celebrity would you go gay for?

Sarah mentioned the 4 Non Blondes and yes, now I too have that song in my head. It’s actually my karoake song…ha.

“Twenty-five yrs and my life is still…”
Hey, here’s a question. What’s your karoake song? (I think I spelled that wrong?!?)

2 Kudos! I’m with you on the whole Canadian accent thing. I’m in love with Tom Green’s voice. But not Red Green’s.

You are so fucking hilarious!!! I love how serious you make it all sound. Excellent moring laugh =)

Here’s a question: Would Sarah have sex with you? Actually, I don’t see why not, she IS female, like you may have mentioned, therefore MUST find you irresistible…

Inga is hot, BTW.

She warbles too much. I think I can hear her go OhohoooOOOHhhOhhh, now.

oh! this is how you comment!
id tap that.

liz
xxx

my question for you is would you make her sing for you while bumpin uglies or would her cd be just as good?

Who doesn’t want to be a millionaire?

Is she the chick on the ASPCA commercials? She seems a little too earnest, but I guess as long as the female criterion is satisfied you probably don’t really care.

How about Sarah brightman? Her voice can reach so high it is practically a dog whistle. I’ll bet she can shatter glass like some weird super power. Anyone climbing off her would probibly be bleeding from the eyes and ears.

Let me tell you. She does the commercial with the sad doggies, and I think, “Man, look at those poor doggies.” But at the end of the commercial she comes back on and I’m thinking, “She’s kind of cute,” and she talks about the poor animals with her sexy voice and all I hear is “It’s late at night and I’m so lonely and sad and Canadian,” and I’m thinking, “I’m married, but you know, if things were different…” And I forget all about the sad doggies.

[quote comment="3561"]Heh. I met up with a woman who met four of your criteria (Female, talented, Canadian, and female) in Windsor a few years ago. There is something sexy in the way a Canadian woman says “about”, I have to agree.
Have you seen Sarah’s video for “Path of Thorns”? Faptastic![/quote]

I haven’t seen it… I don’t think I have listened to any of her music since the mid 90s… I will have to check it out

[quote comment="3564"]I too would sex the Canadian.

As for the question, if “ifs” and “buts’ are candy and nuts, then what’s a “what”?[/quote]

I like to think of a what as a midget in a chimpmunk suit.

[quote comment="3567"]You know, I really expected to open this blog and it would simply say “yes” and that would be the whole blog. But I’m glad you at least explained that it was because she’s a female. =)[/quote]

Well if it was someone like Jessica Biel I would just do that, I think I had to explain this one a bit.

[quote comment="3568"]I got a question for you. What MALE singer/celebrity would you go gay for?[/quote]

Derreck Jeter, if I am going to sleep with someone I figure they should be a master at sucking cock already

[quote comment="3569"]Sarah mentioned the 4 Non Blondes and yes, now I too have that song in my head. It’s actually my karoake song…ha.

“Twenty-five yrs and my life is still…”
Hey, here’s a question. What’s your karoake song? (I think I spelled that wrong?!?)[/quote]

I don’t do karaoke, I find it evil

[quote comment="3573"]Here’s a question: Would Sarah have sex with you? Actually, I don’t see why not, she IS female, like you may have mentioned, therefore MUST find you irresistible…

Inga is hot, BTW.[/quote]

I like where you are going with this logic

[quote comment="3577"]my question for you is would you make her sing for you while bumpin uglies or would her cd be just as good?[/quote]

that is a great question… I didn’t think about that

[quote comment="3578"]Who doesn’t want to be a millionaire?[/quote]

I can’[t think of anyone

[quote comment="3579"]Is she the chick on the ASPCA commercials? She seems a little too earnest, but I guess as long as the female criterion is satisfied you probably don’t really care.[/quote]

She is a little to earnest… But you are right at this point I am not being all that picky

[quote comment="3585"]How about Sarah brightman? Her voice can reach so high it is practically a dog whistle. I’ll bet she can shatter glass like some weird super power. Anyone climbing off her would probibly be bleeding from the eyes and ears.[/quote]

I honestly don’t know who the hell she is and you are like the fourth person to bring her name up

[quote comment="3589"]Let me tell you. She does the commercial with the sad doggies, and I think, “Man, look at those poor doggies.” But at the end of the commercial she comes back on and I’m thinking, “She’s kind of cute,” and she talks about the poor animals with her sexy voice and all I hear is “It’s late at night and I’m so lonely and sad and Canadian,” and I’m thinking, “I’m married, but you know, if things were different…” And I forget all about the sad doggies.[/quote]

That is why the one company uses Sally Struthers, you don’t get distracted

That’s a pretty good question. It should be a T Shirt Hell shirt.

since you asked … I would say reason #1 would be all that’s needed for me, however # 5 is a close second.

lol… I love Sarah Mclachlan. She’s one of few amazingly talented musicians out there today so if people don’t know her.. I am like.. you have no taste! She has helped me though a lot of rough patches in my life and Lilith Fair was one of most defining moments of my life… so no Kevin, I don’t think you should sleep with her. She’s already married… even if she’s Canadian and a woman… Cheers

hahahaha you must be joking because i don’t see as to why people would ask if you would have sex with her, of all celebrity women. also, people from around my age to yours, if they don’t even know who sh is then they’re missing out. she has some really great stuff.

so my question is, how many times a day do you jerk the cock?!

reason number three–this has happened to me

Reason number three made me laugh. That hit pretty close to home. Especially the break-up tape with Ani Difranco on it.