Would I Have Sex With Sarah McLachlan?
I get asked a lot of questions as a blogger, but one of the most frequent questions I get asked is, “Would you have sex with Sarah McLachlan?”
Today I figured I would take the time out and answer this thought provoking question.
First, I know some of you are scratching your head and asking who is she?
McLachlan is a Canadian songstress, whom you can read about here.
Now since I have been asked this question so many times, I had time to properly break this down and analyze it. Yesterday I created a chart and posted it on the wall of my home office, it was very colorful with lots of post it notes. Running concurrent with said chart, I had a chalk board with fancy formulas that most people are too simple to understand.
All of this fancy math and analysis brought me to the rock solid conclusion that, yes, I would have sex with Sarah McLachlan. Now lets examine a breakdown to get a better understanding of why…
1) She is female- Good enough of a reason as any.
2) She has talent- I really like women with artistic or musical talent, even if they have very few qualities beyond that. And no, sleeping with an entire band does not count as musical talent.
3) I had sex to her “Fumbling Towards Ecstasy” album way too much- That is what happens when you date artsy fartsy girls in the mid nineties. You get to have a lot of sex to Sarah McLachlan or the Romeo and Juliet Soundtrack and then get break up tapes with Ani Difranco’s “Untouchable Face” on it.
4) She is Canadian- I like Canadian girls, hearing them say “about” makes my nipples hard.
5) She is female- I don’t know if I covered that yet.
So there you have it, the answer to one on of the most frequent questions I get asked.
What other hard hitting question would you like me to answer?
[quote comment="3567"]You know, I really expected to open this blog and it would simply say “yes” and that would be the whole blog. But I’m glad you at least explained that it was because she’s a female. =)[/quote]
Well if it was someone like Jessica Biel I would just do that, I think I had to explain this one a bit.
[quote comment="3568"]I got a question for you. What MALE singer/celebrity would you go gay for?[/quote]
Derreck Jeter, if I am going to sleep with someone I figure they should be a master at sucking cock already
[quote comment="3569"]Sarah mentioned the 4 Non Blondes and yes, now I too have that song in my head. It’s actually my karoake song…ha.
“Twenty-five yrs and my life is still…”
Hey, here’s a question. What’s your karoake song? (I think I spelled that wrong?!?)[/quote]
I don’t do karaoke, I find it evil
[quote comment="3573"]Here’s a question: Would Sarah have sex with you? Actually, I don’t see why not, she IS female, like you may have mentioned, therefore MUST find you irresistible…
Inga is hot, BTW.[/quote]
I like where you are going with this logic
[quote comment="3577"]my question for you is would you make her sing for you while bumpin uglies or would her cd be just as good?[/quote]
that is a great question… I didn’t think about that
[quote comment="3578"]Who doesn’t want to be a millionaire?[/quote]
I can’[t think of anyone
[quote comment="3579"]Is she the chick on the ASPCA commercials? She seems a little too earnest, but I guess as long as the female criterion is satisfied you probably don’t really care.[/quote]
She is a little to earnest… But you are right at this point I am not being all that picky
[quote comment="3585"]How about Sarah brightman? Her voice can reach so high it is practically a dog whistle. I’ll bet she can shatter glass like some weird super power. Anyone climbing off her would probibly be bleeding from the eyes and ears.[/quote]
I honestly don’t know who the hell she is and you are like the fourth person to bring her name up
[quote comment="3589"]Let me tell you. She does the commercial with the sad doggies, and I think, “Man, look at those poor doggies.” But at the end of the commercial she comes back on and I’m thinking, “She’s kind of cute,” and she talks about the poor animals with her sexy voice and all I hear is “It’s late at night and I’m so lonely and sad and Canadian,” and I’m thinking, “I’m married, but you know, if things were different…” And I forget all about the sad doggies.[/quote]
That is why the one company uses Sally Struthers, you don’t get distracted
That’s a pretty good question. It should be a T Shirt Hell shirt.
since you asked … I would say reason #1 would be all that’s needed for me, however # 5 is a close second.
lol… I love Sarah Mclachlan. She’s one of few amazingly talented musicians out there today so if people don’t know her.. I am like.. you have no taste! She has helped me though a lot of rough patches in my life and Lilith Fair was one of most defining moments of my life… so no Kevin, I don’t think you should sleep with her. She’s already married… even if she’s Canadian and a woman…
Cheers
hahahaha you must be joking because i don’t see as to why people would ask if you would have sex with her, of all celebrity women. also, people from around my age to yours, if they don’t even know who sh is then they’re missing out. she has some really great stuff.
so my question is, how many times a day do you jerk the cock?!
reason number three–this has happened to me
Reason number three made me laugh. That hit pretty close to home. Especially the break-up tape with Ani Difranco on it.
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