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Reason Number 4 Why I Hate Paris Hilton

By: Bobby Finstock on 06/5/07 @ 4:45 am

Paris is being put into a special needs cell where she is being separated from the general population.

If I went to jail I would shanked with a tooth brush that had been finely whittled into a knife on the first day.

That is reason number 4 out of 500,001 of why I hate Paris Hilton.

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On 06/5/07 at 5:24 am
mike jones said:
 

On 06/5/07 at 5:25 am
mike jones said:

what the point of going to jail then?

 

On 06/5/07 at 5:25 am
cigar smoking, hung over lawyer said:

I am so upset by her treatment I think I am going to start a Paris Watch Vigil and not drink until she gets out. Who the hell am I kidding - hope she is learning the pleasure of forced lesbian love on a bathroom floor.

 

On 06/5/07 at 5:35 am
jezebel said:

this page is weird it makes noises…. damn myspace

 

On 06/5/07 at 5:36 am
Kevin said:

[quote comment="3230"]what the point of going to jail then?[/quote]

we all need to enjoy a good shank

 

On 06/5/07 at 5:37 am
Kevin said:

[quote comment="3231"]I am so upset by her treatment I think I am going to start a Paris Watch Vigil and not drink until she gets out. Who the hell am I kidding - hope she is learning the pleasure of forced lesbian love on a bathroom floor.[/quote]

I hope fisting is on the menu for her

 

On 06/5/07 at 5:44 am
ruey said:

i feel sorry people in special needs having to put up with her!!!

 

On 06/5/07 at 5:57 am
Cherie said:

She could live anywhere in the world with that kind of money. I wish she should just move to a different country for say, 30 years or so…

 

On 06/5/07 at 6:02 am
mike jones said:

i think paris hilton is SEVERLY retarded its like the only words she knows are thats hot

 

On 06/5/07 at 6:25 am
Em Em said:

I think the world already feels like a better place with her locked behind bars. She should get put in jail more often.

 

On 06/5/07 at 6:27 am
Christina said:

I just don’t understand why she’s getting special treatment in jail. She committed a crime, and she needs to pay for it, just like the rest of us, by going in general population. Plus if she went into the general pop. in jail, im sure some lovely inmate would make her their bitch. Not to mention if she got killed while she was in there we would finally be free of the “simple life”

 

On 06/5/07 at 8:17 am
Melissa said:

This would be the perfect time to get PETA to do a liberation assault on her home place and free all of her abused accessories, I mean pets.

The ding-dong sound, while annoying, goes perfectly with the subject at hand.

 

On 06/5/07 at 9:04 am
Karl said:

[quote comment="3247"]She could live anywhere in the world with that kind of money. I wish she should just move to a different country for say, 30 years or so…[/quote]
She can’t every other country would have killeed her for her uselessness Except maybe canada

 

On 06/5/07 at 10:17 am
Marjorie said:

just get into a cell with her and shank her, you would be doing the world a favor

 

On 06/5/07 at 10:21 am
gettin bitches pissed sence 1985 said:

Yeah, your page does make funny noises

 

On 06/5/07 at 10:36 am
Kevin said:

It is the chat box… just hit the bell on it and it disables the sound

 

On 06/5/07 at 10:57 am
lori said:

aaawww…my heart just breaks for the poor girl…HAHAHAH yea right bitch is lucky shes only doing 20something days if it was any of us we wouldve gotten the max….i wonder if she will be taking her VALTREX while incarcerated…sending her to canada for 30 years sounds like a GREAT idea to me after all they sent us jason priestly to suffer with…but then again they gave us dan aykroyd, john candy, keanu reeves and keifer sutherland

 

On 06/5/07 at 3:14 pm
Karl Rove said:

Only 500,001 reasons to hate Paris Hilton?

 

On 06/5/07 at 4:32 pm
Nasus said:

Paris is beautiful…….NOTTTTTTTT!!!

 

On 06/5/07 at 5:28 pm
Kevin said:

[quote comment="3303"]Only 500,001 reasons to hate Paris Hilton?[/quote]

Give or take 300K

 

On 06/5/07 at 6:41 pm
LoneStarBrit said:

Why bother locking her up at the taxpayers’ expense. Just force her into military service instead and make her earn her keep for a change. I’ve heard Darfur’s hot this time of year.

 

On 06/5/07 at 7:20 pm
akp said:

I just puked in my mouth a little.

What’s the point in putting the spolied brat in jail if she’s going to get special treatment?

 

On 06/5/07 at 9:11 pm
Alicia {Mom~o} said:

FCOL, at least she’s getting some kind of punishment. I agree it’s not enough, but we all know if she went out and killed someone she’d be found “not guilty” by a jury of her peers.

 

On 06/5/07 at 10:10 pm
Suzi said:

Glad it’s not me in there. I think it’s funny that with all the money at her fingertips, she couldn’t buy her way out of her situation. Just goes to show you that attitude is everything, and hers happens to be lousy.

 

On 06/6/07 at 1:11 am
Samone said:

and she is daring to complain to her psychologist about the food!

 

On 06/11/07 at 7:41 pm
crissy said:

i so love paris. she’s the shit. everybody is just haters and jelous of her looks,fame,and money.all these broke poor bitches r the ones complaining or the ugly people. they need to get off her back. if they hated her so much they wouldnt waist there time sending hate mail 2 her.hang in there paris. if i was a celeb. i would expect specail treatment 2 and so would u.

 

On 06/12/07 at 11:09 am
Scotty said:

[quote comment="3313"]Why bother locking her up at the taxpayers’ expense. Just force her into military service instead and make her earn her keep for a change. I’ve heard Darfur’s hot this time of year.[/quote]

Now your picking on the Armed Services!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

On 02/29/08 at 2:46 pm
Crissy h8rrr said:

yeah, OK Crissy. your SOOO awesome i so want to be like you when i grow up!! NOTTT!!! have you ever even LOOKED at Paris?!?!?!!? SHE.IS.RETARDED.

and so are you.

 

On 07/14/08 at 6:28 pm
ParisHater said:

Yeah crissy needs to realize she’s the only one out of all these comments who actually likes the nasty whore!

 

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