Jun
05
Reason Number 4 Why I Hate Paris Hilton
Paris is being put into a special needs cell where she is being separated from the general population.
If I went to jail I would shanked with a tooth brush that had been finely whittled into a knife on the first day.
That is reason number 4 out of 500,001 of why I hate Paris Hilton.
FIRST
what the point of going to jail then?
I am so upset by her treatment I think I am going to start a Paris Watch Vigil and not drink until she gets out. Who the hell am I kidding – hope she is learning the pleasure of forced lesbian love on a bathroom floor.
this page is weird it makes noises…. damn myspace
[quote comment="3230"]what the point of going to jail then?[/quote]
we all need to enjoy a good shank
[quote comment="3231"]I am so upset by her treatment I think I am going to start a Paris Watch Vigil and not drink until she gets out. Who the hell am I kidding – hope she is learning the pleasure of forced lesbian love on a bathroom floor.[/quote]
I hope fisting is on the menu for her
i feel sorry people in special needs having to put up with her!!!
She could live anywhere in the world with that kind of money. I wish she should just move to a different country for say, 30 years or so…
i think paris hilton is SEVERLY retarded its like the only words she knows are thats hot
I think the world already feels like a better place with her locked behind bars. She should get put in jail more often.
I just don’t understand why she’s getting special treatment in jail. She committed a crime, and she needs to pay for it, just like the rest of us, by going in general population. Plus if she went into the general pop. in jail, im sure some lovely inmate would make her their bitch. Not to mention if she got killed while she was in there we would finally be free of the “simple life”
This would be the perfect time to get PETA to do a liberation assault on her home place and free all of her abused accessories, I mean pets.
The ding-dong sound, while annoying, goes perfectly with the subject at hand.
[quote comment="3247"]She could live anywhere in the world with that kind of money. I wish she should just move to a different country for say, 30 years or so…[/quote]
She can’t every other country would have killeed her for her uselessness Except maybe canada
just get into a cell with her and shank her, you would be doing the world a favor
Yeah, your page does make funny noises
It is the chat box… just hit the bell on it and it disables the sound
aaawww…my heart just breaks for the poor girl…HAHAHAH yea right bitch is lucky shes only doing 20something days if it was any of us we wouldve gotten the max….i wonder if she will be taking her VALTREX while incarcerated…sending her to canada for 30 years sounds like a GREAT idea to me after all they sent us jason priestly to suffer with…but then again they gave us dan aykroyd, john candy, keanu reeves and keifer sutherland
Only 500,001 reasons to hate Paris Hilton?
Paris is beautiful…….NOTTTTTTTT!!!
[quote comment="3303"]Only 500,001 reasons to hate Paris Hilton?[/quote]
Give or take 300K
Why bother locking her up at the taxpayers’ expense. Just force her into military service instead and make her earn her keep for a change. I’ve heard Darfur’s hot this time of year.
I just puked in my mouth a little.
What’s the point in putting the spolied brat in jail if she’s going to get special treatment?
FCOL, at least she’s getting some kind of punishment. I agree it’s not enough, but we all know if she went out and killed someone she’d be found “not guilty” by a jury of her peers.
Glad it’s not me in there. I think it’s funny that with all the money at her fingertips, she couldn’t buy her way out of her situation. Just goes to show you that attitude is everything, and hers happens to be lousy.
and she is daring to complain to her psychologist about the food!
i so love paris. she’s the shit. everybody is just haters and jelous of her looks,fame,and money.all these broke poor bitches r the ones complaining or the ugly people. they need to get off her back. if they hated her so much they wouldnt waist there time sending hate mail 2 her.hang in there paris. if i was a celeb. i would expect specail treatment 2 and so would u.
[quote comment="3313"]Why bother locking her up at the taxpayers’ expense. Just force her into military service instead and make her earn her keep for a change. I’ve heard Darfur’s hot this time of year.[/quote]
Now your picking on the Armed Services!!!!!!!!!!!!
yeah, OK Crissy. your SOOO awesome i so want to be like you when i grow up!! NOTTT!!! have you ever even LOOKED at Paris?!?!?!!? SHE.IS.RETARDED.
and so are you.
Yeah crissy needs to realize she’s the only one out of all these comments who actually likes the nasty whore!
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