Reason Number 4 Why I Hate Paris Hilton

Paris is being put into a special needs cell where she is being separated from the general population.

If I went to jail I would shanked with a tooth brush that had been finely whittled into a knife on the first day.

That is reason number 4 out of 500,001 of why I hate Paris Hilton.

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    28 Comments »

    Comment by mike jones
    2007-06-05 05:24:31
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    FIRST

     
    Comment by mike jones
    2007-06-05 05:25:18
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    what the point of going to jail then?

     
    Comment by cigar smoking, hung over lawyer
    2007-06-05 05:25:19
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    I am so upset by her treatment I think I am going to start a Paris Watch Vigil and not drink until she gets out. Who the hell am I kidding - hope she is learning the pleasure of forced lesbian love on a bathroom floor.

     
    Comment by jezebel
    2007-06-05 05:35:30
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    this page is weird it makes noises…. damn myspace

     
    Comment by Kevin
    2007-06-05 05:36:31
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    [quote comment="3230"]what the point of going to jail then?[/quote]

    we all need to enjoy a good shank

     
    Comment by Kevin
    2007-06-05 05:37:08
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    [quote comment="3231"]I am so upset by her treatment I think I am going to start a Paris Watch Vigil and not drink until she gets out. Who the hell am I kidding - hope she is learning the pleasure of forced lesbian love on a bathroom floor.[/quote]

    I hope fisting is on the menu for her

     
    Comment by ruey
    2007-06-05 05:44:27
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    i feel sorry people in special needs having to put up with her!!!

     
    Comment by Cherie
    2007-06-05 05:57:45
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    She could live anywhere in the world with that kind of money. I wish she should just move to a different country for say, 30 years or so…

     
    Comment by mike jones
    2007-06-05 06:02:28
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    i think paris hilton is SEVERLY retarded its like the only words she knows are thats hot

     
    Comment by Em Em
    2007-06-05 06:25:07
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    I think the world already feels like a better place with her locked behind bars. She should get put in jail more often.

     
    Comment by Christina
    2007-06-05 06:27:06
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    I just don’t understand why she’s getting special treatment in jail. She committed a crime, and she needs to pay for it, just like the rest of us, by going in general population. Plus if she went into the general pop. in jail, im sure some lovely inmate would make her their bitch. Not to mention if she got killed while she was in there we would finally be free of the “simple life”

     
    Comment by Melissa
    2007-06-05 08:17:37
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    This would be the perfect time to get PETA to do a liberation assault on her home place and free all of her abused accessories, I mean pets.

    The ding-dong sound, while annoying, goes perfectly with the subject at hand.

     
    Comment by Karl
    2007-06-05 09:04:34
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    [quote comment="3247"]She could live anywhere in the world with that kind of money. I wish she should just move to a different country for say, 30 years or so…[/quote]
    She can’t every other country would have killeed her for her uselessness Except maybe canada

     
    Comment by Marjorie
    2007-06-05 10:17:09
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    just get into a cell with her and shank her, you would be doing the world a favor

     
    Comment by gettin bitches pissed sence 1985
    2007-06-05 10:21:19
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    Yeah, your page does make funny noises

     
    Comment by Kevin
    2007-06-05 10:36:07
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    It is the chat box… just hit the bell on it and it disables the sound

     
    Comment by lori
    2007-06-05 10:57:50
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    aaawww…my heart just breaks for the poor girl…HAHAHAH yea right bitch is lucky shes only doing 20something days if it was any of us we wouldve gotten the max….i wonder if she will be taking her VALTREX while incarcerated…sending her to canada for 30 years sounds like a GREAT idea to me after all they sent us jason priestly to suffer with…but then again they gave us dan aykroyd, john candy, keanu reeves and keifer sutherland

     
    Comment by Karl Rove
    2007-06-05 15:14:26
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    Only 500,001 reasons to hate Paris Hilton?

     
    Comment by Nasus
    2007-06-05 16:32:31
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    Paris is beautiful…….NOTTTTTTTT!!!

     
    Comment by Kevin
    2007-06-05 17:28:06
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    [quote comment="3303"]Only 500,001 reasons to hate Paris Hilton?[/quote]

    Give or take 300K

     
    Comment by LoneStarBrit
    2007-06-05 18:41:13
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    Why bother locking her up at the taxpayers’ expense. Just force her into military service instead and make her earn her keep for a change. I’ve heard Darfur’s hot this time of year.

     
    Comment by akp
    2007-06-05 19:20:52
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    I just puked in my mouth a little.

    What’s the point in putting the spolied brat in jail if she’s going to get special treatment?

     
    Comment by Alicia {Mom~o}
    2007-06-05 21:11:40
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    FCOL, at least she’s getting some kind of punishment. I agree it’s not enough, but we all know if she went out and killed someone she’d be found “not guilty” by a jury of her peers.

     
    Comment by Suzi
    2007-06-05 22:10:32
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    Glad it’s not me in there. I think it’s funny that with all the money at her fingertips, she couldn’t buy her way out of her situation. Just goes to show you that attitude is everything, and hers happens to be lousy.

     
    Comment by Samone
    2007-06-06 01:11:38
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    and she is daring to complain to her psychologist about the food!

     
    Comment by crissy
    2007-06-11 19:41:03
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    i so love paris. she’s the shit. everybody is just haters and jelous of her looks,fame,and money.all these broke poor bitches r the ones complaining or the ugly people. they need to get off her back. if they hated her so much they wouldnt waist there time sending hate mail 2 her.hang in there paris. if i was a celeb. i would expect specail treatment 2 and so would u.

     
    Comment by Scotty
    2007-06-12 11:09:50
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    [quote comment="3313"]Why bother locking her up at the taxpayers’ expense. Just force her into military service instead and make her earn her keep for a change. I’ve heard Darfur’s hot this time of year.[/quote]

    Now your picking on the Armed Services!!!!!!!!!!!!

     
    Comment by Crissy h8rrr
    2008-02-29 14:46:08
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    yeah, OK Crissy. your SOOO awesome i so want to be like you when i grow up!! NOTTT!!! have you ever even LOOKED at Paris?!?!?!!? SHE.IS.RETARDED.

    and so are you.

     
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