Every Time I go to Wal-Mart My Thoughts on Genocide Change

Fist me !!

[quote comment="3219"]Fist me !![/quote]\par
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The more things change, the more they stay the same

blue balls for three hours ??\par
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What other parts of your body have you turned blue Kev ? One generally only knows these things from personal experience, I’m curious what other things have you dis-coloured in the persuit of pleasure ??\par
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I like the whole quick-hitter style of shopping, too. I hate when my roommate gives me a shopping list, because I know she has devised a way to get me to go to four different stores to buy three items.

I hate Walmart for the following reasons.\par
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Lack of teeth. I am not generalizing, the cashiers are missing an average of 4 teeth.\par
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Equate - An off brand even off brands won’t go near.\par
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1 acre superwalmarts. You forget the Shampoo you better pack a mule. It is going to be a long trek.\par
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Blue Vests - Even the 70’s couldn’t make that work. You think that Wal-mart can?\par
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Particle Board. Furniture should NEVER be made of particle board.\par
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I will stop now before I get into my feelings about the toy isle…

almost nearly impossible aisle to find things\par
its like you see towles then you see school supplies then legos\par
its like WTF

I hate walmart! I have the great pleasure of living close to one of the busiest in the USA. (cheap sales tax on the edge of three states).\par
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I love the people you cannot figure out the self check, but won’t ask for help and even better the “cashiers” at the self check that can’t run the damn thing themselves.\par
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Don’t get me started on hygiene or lack thereof.

i won’t go into wal-mart at all. i drive past it and start to shake. target is cheap enough for me…and not so scary.

[quote comment="3224"]I like the whole quick-hitter style of shopping, too. I hate when my roommate gives me a shopping list, because I know she has devised a way to get me to go to four different stores to buy three items.[/quote]\par
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A list… who wants a list?

[quote comment="3223"]I hate Walmart for the following reasons.\par
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Lack of teeth. I am not generalizing, the cashiers are missing an average of 4 teeth.\par
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Equate - An off brand even off brands won’t go near.\par
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1 acre superwalmarts. You forget the Shampoo you better pack a mule. It is going to be a long trek.\par
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Blue Vests - Even the 70’s couldn’t make that work. You think that Wal-mart can?\par
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Particle Board. Furniture should NEVER be made of particle board.\par
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I will stop now before I get into my feelings about the toy isle…[/quote]\par
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I actually think I could pull off the blue vest… Just saying

[quote comment="3226"]almost nearly impossible aisle to find things\par
its like you see towles then you see school supplies then legos\par
its like WTF[/quote]\par
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I know the lack of logic in layout is one of the funniest things ever

I don’t know about the blue vest. But you could pull off a nice pair of Suspenders and some flair.\par
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That is what Walmart is missing….\par
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Flair.

[quote comment="3227"]I hate walmart! I have the great pleasure of living close to one of the busiest in the USA. (cheap sales tax on the edge of three states).\par
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I love the people you cannot figure out the self check, but won’t ask for help and even better the “cashiers” at the self check that can’t run the damn thing themselves.\par
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Don’t get me started on hygiene or lack thereof.[/quote]\par
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People that can’t operate simple home electronics should not attempt to use self checkout… Maybe they need a sign with like an atm, remote control, and microwave all with circles with an X through it.

[quote comment="3229"]i won’t go into wal-mart at all. i drive past it and start to shake. target is cheap enough for me…and not so scary.[/quote]\par
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I know, I was too lazy to drive to Target on sunday and every inch of me regrets it.

[quote comment="3223"]I hate Walmart for the following reasons.\par
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Lack of teeth. I am not generalizing, the cashiers are missing an average of 4 teeth.[/quote]\par
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They all lack teeth and most have the worst cases of mutant acne and bad BO i have ever see in my lifetime. Kinda makes me wonder if that is a pre-req for working there!

I went to Walmart once, I was in Oneonta and there really wasn’t anything else there. I will never go back! I now also have the grand political reasons, but before that I was even too scared to go.\par
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I remember when I was in school in Cortland, I started seeing this guy. He wanted to go to Walmart on a date. I ditched him real fast. What type of backwoods hick would try to do that? He didn’t seem like he was swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool and he had all his teeth, I guess sometimes you can’t tell though.

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I remember when I was in school in Cortland, I started seeing this guy. He wanted to go to Walmart on a date. I ditched him real fast. What type of backwoods hick would try to do that? He didn’t seem like he was swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool and he had all his teeth, I guess sometimes you can’t tell though.[/quote]\par
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A date… well they have entertainment in the tv section and beds… what more can a girl want?

Last time I went to walmart. It was a super busy day and all the damn cashiers were women above the age of 60. They were slow as fucking hell and they talked with every fuckin customer. Just say I was in the express lane of 10 items or less for over 15 minutes for just a god damn sack of ice.

brandsmart USA is better than wally world\par
they have like 1 million aisles so you usually only wait for one person.

I hate their inability to bag groceries in some type of sensible style. They just drop my prized items in all haphazard, sideways, upside down etc ! Or they put ONE item in a bag, all by itself. Really, my Spaghettios can be in the same bag as the spaghetti sauce !! My Walmart has 5 Self Checkout Lines. All of them Out Of Order. ‘magine that ! I’m guessing they couldn’t find anyone smart enough to stand at the podium in front of the self checkouts that could remember how to swipe their special employee card to override the “Over 21″ tag for my beer !!!

[quote comment="3235"]I don’t know about the blue vest. But you could pull off a nice pair of Suspenders and some flair.\par
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That is what Walmart is missing….\par
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Flair.[/quote]\par
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How many pieces of flair should they wear?

The people that shop at wal-mart on a regular basis are just further proof that stupid people should not be allowed to breed.

[quote comment="3246"]Last time I went to walmart. It was a super busy day and all the damn cashiers were women above the age of 60. They were slow as fucking hell and they talked with every fuckin customer. Just say I was in the express lane of 10 items or less for over 15 minutes for just a god damn sack of ice.[/quote]\par
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Did it melt by the time you got out of there?

[quote comment="3250"]I hate their inability to bag groceries in some type of sensible style. They just drop my prized items in all haphazard, sideways, upside down etc ! Or they put ONE item in a bag, all by itself. Really, my Spaghettios can be in the same bag as the spaghetti sauce !! My Walmart has 5 Self Checkout Lines. All of them Out Of Order. ‘magine that ! I’m guessing they couldn’t find anyone smart enough to stand at the podium in front of the self checkouts that could remember how to swipe their special employee card to override the “Over 21″ tag for my beer !!![/quote]\par
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The ability to properly pack groceries has become a lost art.

I am so happy we don’t have Wal-mart or any mart for that matter over here. We have our versions of it but not nearly as huge as them stores.\par
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The thing I hate the most with going to those stores are parents, the kids aren’t to blame for being idiot brats, I blame the parents. The only time I’ve lost it completely I went up to a woman who was ignoring her kid screaming his lungs off for 5 mins straight and said “Silence your child or I will do it for you!” Not only did they both go mute but the kid started crying, 1-0 ME!\par
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10 Kudos!

[quote comment="3253"]The people that shop at wal-mart on a regular basis are just further proof that stupid people should not be allowed to breed.[/quote]\par
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wait slow down there, how else will I get laid?

[quote comment="3254"][quote comment="3246"]Last time I went to walmart. It was a super busy day and all the damn cashiers were women above the age of 60. They were slow as fucking hell and they talked with every fuckin customer. Just say I was in the express lane of 10 items or less for over 15 minutes for just a god damn sack of ice.[/quote]\par
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Did it melt by the time you got out of there?[/quote]\par
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Nope, i didnt have it in my hands till after i paid and got it from the damn ice thingy. would have sucked if i had to hold the damn thing as i waited.

[quote comment="3252"][quote comment="3235"]I don’t know about the blue vest. But you could pull off a nice pair of Suspenders and some flair.\par
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That is what Walmart is missing….\par
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Flair.[/quote]\par
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How many pieces of flair should they wear?[/quote]\par
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37 - Assuming they want to express themselves properly.\par
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But I really don’t like talking about my flair…

The one thing that I really hate about walmart is the fact that they have so many check out lanes, but yet less than half of them are open and have long lines.

We don’t have wal-mart, aren’t you jealous?\par
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My one run in with that store was in Floriduh/ Floridung. I was looking for a CD one of my co-workers asked me to get while I was in the US. Yeah. The rack was a mess, you couldn’t find anything. I asked one of those vesty people and they looked at me blankly and then informed me that there was no way they could check and see if they had it in stock. Hello. Even on this tiny rock we have computerized stock lists and we can check to see if we carry it. Dumb lazy fuck.\par
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I hate shopping anyway. Thanks for pissing me off. Cheers Kev.

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I hate shopping anyway. Thanks for pissing me off. Cheers Kev.[/quote]\par
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You will have one at some point, we all will…\par
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And no problem that is what I am here for.

I have suspenders with flair… back from the old days when I worked at Friday’s and we all had to wear those gooberish red-and-white stripes.\par
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Sarah always gets a kick out of them.

I had a simalair experience with my mom who… cant use technology to save her life… we’re at the self check out lane, and my mom begins to read the instructions SLOWLY and loudly b/c she doesnt have her glasses on. then proceeds to ring up the same shirt 3 times, then gets mad and starts yelling at the self check-out instruction guide. meanwhile i am getting frustrated and kind of push her aside and do it myself, b/c the line behind us is getting longer, and the people look like they were not happy at all. i am like, smiling at them with the “please, i am sorry my mother is a complete moron with this, just hold up i am fixing it” as my mom starts yelling at me that i didnt read the instructions and she is like yell/reading the instructions at me, while i am ringing everything up, then she puts in her credit card and is like NOT paying attention while its asking her to sign, she is looking around in tra-la-dee-fucking-dahh land. i am like “MOTHER!! SIGN!!”\par
i throw the shit in a bag hangers and all, and my mom is like “NO! take the hangers off, and throw the boxes away!” i like grab the bag and start speed walking away so the people behind us can go.

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I hate shopping anyway. Thanks for pissing me off. Cheers Kev.[/quote]\par
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You will have one at some point, we all will…\par
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And no problem that is what I am here for.[/quote]\par
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NEVAH!\par
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Seriously though, McDonalds failed after 11 months here, Wal-mart wouldn’t have a hope in hell.

I like the idea of self check out but an IQ test and understanding of the english language should be required before handling such an advanced piece of equipment.

Well, I personally feel the same way..HATE Walmart. BUT, I do enjoy watching women lose it on thier kids and beat them..LOL.

As a fellow hater of all things Wally World for the exact same reason…I am saddened that we never met while I was single. We’re like soul mates :D\par
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Normally I get the perfectly coifed grandma in running shoes hefting a huge purse as she executes a shoulder block worthy of the 1970s era Steelers just for trying to navigate an aisle. We won’t even get into the asshat who feels that a buggy is an extension of his manhood as he slams it repeatedly into your hindend trying to make you go faster when there is no where to go or the screaming, tantrum tossing thirteen year-old because mommy won’t buy him Halo.\par
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I loathe and despise all that is Wal-Mart.

Oh Lord, I used to work there!! I cringe everytime I walk into that place. I try to make my trips there minimal. Everytime someone tells me they purchased something there my reply is ALWAYS ” Do you think Target has it?”

Wal-Mart is the store of evil!

I sympathise, even Target gives me headaches sometimes.\par
I wouldnt dare go into Wallythingyplace.\par
Funny, I just noticed the Walmart ads on the right frameof this page, Are you getting your cut?

Haha I love the genius known as Walmart… My walmart has NO self check outs and the lines are always retarded long. I feel bad for the girl who went on a date to Walmart… But it wouldnt surprise me either. Sadly, Walmart is the only thing “interesting” where I live, I certainly wouldnt bring someone there for fun though.\par
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I take that back… Im the jerk who grabs a cart, fills it to the top with the most random shit, and places the cart in some clothing area. Torture.

And lol @ target ads (aka Walmart on your ad section)

I refuse to shop at walmart. The employees seem to be just as stupid as the people who shop there. but i do have to say - every time i have attempted to go in there it was free birth control for me - just seeing the kids who are in there makes me not want to have any for a long long time if i have them at all!!!!\par
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My work sells a product at Wal-Mart so sometimes I get customer calls. Usually the customer starts off saying in bought your product at wal-mart….and then they go on the ask/say the dumbest questions and comments. Like - the label says to only mix this amount but i did not and the product did not work - so i guess i need to follow the directions on the label?? I end up thinking to myself - “we put directions on a label just for fun - they aren’t meant to be followed though”..\par
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Instead i go and spend the extra money at a different store just so i do not have to go in there!!

I HATE wal-mart with a passion too…\par
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I need windshield wipers for my car, and wal-mart is the only place thats open ALL the time..\par
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well a month later and I just went last night at 1 am\par
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when no one was there, and the cashier was still slow, had no teeth, and looked like she hated her job, just as much as i hated her having her job…\par
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I try hard not to go to wal-mart, Im glad people all over the country feel the same way, and its not just me

OMG I hate Wal-Mart for the exact same reasons! I can’t remember the last time I went shopping there. Plus, where I’m from, if I were to walk into a Wal-Mart in my hometown it turns out to be a CLASS REUNION. Bumping in to homecoming queen while she’s pushing a cart and handling three bratty children. NO FUN. LOL. Good post! But yeah, Class Reunions are probably the biggest reasons I avoid the place.

I love going to Wal-Mart. It is a pleasant reminder there are people in the world I really am better than.

Walmart is were its cheaper, thats why you see the people you do. My sister and I go there every once in a blue moon to some late night shopping. The walmart I have here the people are nice, and pleasant well alteast the cashiers are. My brother in law on the other hand HATED walmart. Why because it was against were he worked at. Something to do with Walmart was taking jobs away becuase he worked in a distribution center that catered to all the local stores BUT walmart. But now that they did some downsize and some layoff he took voluntary layoff from his job of 8 years, he now shops there. Why becuase its cheaper..LOL

Wal-mart is run by the devil. that’s all I have to say!

That I pick the size I am and the clothing is far from fitting but when I go to the next size up it is literally hanging off me. ‘Splain please.\par
Wal-Mart? Target, dude. Always Target.

I too avoid wally ville like the plague. I hate going there. The place stinks like mold and I always end up buying crap I don’t need and spending money on stuff I can’t afford. Then, I get to wait in line at the three open registers out of twenty. That’s only when the cashiers at the automotive, jewelry and electronics are M.I.A. (which is often). I don’t even attempt to check out at the garden center. Its full of winter texans that have a wish to see me reach their age while waiting for them to check out. Or I have the idiots who don’t know how to work a cash register and then have to wait for the manager from the front of the store to come bail them out. Surprise surprise, they don’t come rushing to help little miss bimbo.\par
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Good rant, As you can tell I hate Wal-mart ad anything associated with that evil store. Cause it makes me buy things against better judgment

That’s why I don’t let my kid ring out items. He asks, I say no, end of story. He can ring out items when he’s the one paying for them. I also don’t shop at walmart cause they’re facist dickheads. Worst experience I’ve had shopping was there, when some pharmy decided not to hand me my birth control pills because it was against HIS religion.\par
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Then there’s my worst checkout girl experience, getting this downs syndrome couple in every saturday trying to buy fifty things with a buck fifty. I’m sorry, you have money for the bubblegum, the jujubees, OR the toothpaste. Not all three. Every. Fricking. Week.

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i wish that i could read this….but it doesnt show up on my phone :c

[quote comment="3271"]Well, I personally feel the same way..HATE Walmart. BUT, I do enjoy watching women lose it on thier kids and beat them..LOL.[/quote]\par
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Now that is a toss up

I am taking sign language and what lane did you end up picking?\par
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Plus when is Arizona going to be home to Kevin?

I absolutely hate walmart. I hate it because I worked there and they treat you like shit. I avoid going there but my father loves it so I end up there once or twice a week. I go through the self check out and if somsone is slow I offer to help and end up getting them out of there in under 2 mins. Walmart is the worst place to shot because people are rude and they just dont care if you are in a hurry or if they are blocking your way or if their kids are running wild. If you hate shopping there imagine being employed by them. I think everyone should boycott walmart and help run them out of business. When Sam Walton first started it he never wanted it to be like this. I think if he was still alive he would probably close most of them down and re do them.

Yeah I work at wally word and hate the one I work at because it seem like all they can hire is fucking morons any more. And most generally the people that shop there are morons too.

I really hate Walmart, but sometimes I have to pick up food items there when the money is tight. Gas is up, so prices are really high at my favorite grocery store. What I dislike most about shopping there? The lines are hellacious (I guess that’s universal) and the bathroom nearest to me always seems to be closed for cleaning when I need it. I’m always tired when I’m there and I already get enough exercise, I don’t like having to do another 2 miles just to use the bathroom.

I hate Wally World just like everyone else. My local one sells guns, but no alcohol as it’s in a dry city. I’ve only been there recently to show my visiting rellies the enormity of the place and the guns. Sadly, it was late at night so the guns weren’t available, but they did get to see the 9mm hollow point ammo which disturbed them enough. Actually what disturbed my sis the most was that I left a fingerprint on the glass of the ammo cabinet as I was pointing them out. She was convinced it was going to be robbed and I’d be arrested for it.\par
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Kroger for groceries, Target for everything else. And if I can’t get what I want at either of those then I buy online.

Well I have to speak up for myself because I shop at WalMart quite frequently and I’m not stupid as so many have implied. What exactly is stupid about shopping at a store that has almost anything you need for extremely low prices? I can buy my groceries, hemp, and underwear all at the same time. You can’t really beat that. I care not about the political side of things. In fact people who cry about WalMart and refuse to shop there for ‘political reasons’ make me want to puke.\par
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Moving on….\par
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There is a trick to shopping at the WalMart. Go anytime between midnite and 7 am. You basically have the place to yourself. There likely won’t be any self-checkout lanes open but at least there aren’t horribly long lines at the regular cash registers.

[quote comment="3253"]The people that shop at wal-mart on a regular basis are just further proof that stupid people should not be allowed to breed.[/quote]\par
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i shop at wal mart everytime i need something for the house, but im kind of forced to. i live in an area where you have to drive 30 or so miles to the nearest target (and im not driving that far for freezer bags or small shit like that). small towns suck. there is a mom and pop grocery store and walmart in my town. god how i hate it

You think Walmart is bad? Try ASDA in Wrexham (U.K.) It is the size of a shoe box with the same amount of people in it as you would find in Walmart on a Saturday (probably. Maybe more.) It took me five minutes to cross from one side of the isle to the other, three steps in all, and I am not exaggerating. I started thinking of automatic weaponry. Never again. In the U.k. there is at least one rat within 12ft of every person and they are considered vermin. In ASDA there was at least 20 people within 12ft of me. Hmmmmm. >:)

If you compare prices most of the time Target is the same or better… I ALWAYS go to Target. If it’s in the middle of the night… then it’s Meijer.

i just hate shopping at walmart in general. Thank god Target is closer than Walmart. I work there now though so I have no choice but to go. But at least I work in the back in the freezer at night. No contact with the idiot people who come in that late. If I do have to shop in walmart, I try to do all my shopping fast and go through self-checkout since I just do it really fast anyways, than make my way out of there like a bat out of hell lol.

Hahahahahaha this is the funniest damn thing I have seen all day! But I know exactly where you are coming from! I was on a long road trip this past weekend and arrived pretty late to my destination. I needed to pick up some items for the morning so I decided to stop in at one of those 24 hour Super Wal Marts on my way in to town. When they say the freaks come out at night, they ain’t kiddin! Mind you it is about 1 in the morning, but I swear with the people working there and the people that were shopping there, for groceries no less, I felt like I was transported straight into the twilight zone. This family of people looked like they all came from the same gene pool. There were about 20 of them all in different lines buying a host of crazy crap that the average person would never dream of buying at Wal Mart…needless to say the incident has forever scarred me for life…

well…. i gotta admit, i love 24 hour walmart… as i can go there at 4 am… and get everything… and not have to deal with anyone but the re-stockers and their boxes…..\par
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and i gotta say… i loved the richard simmons thang… that was too good…..