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Why I Blog

By: Bobby Finstock on 04/1/07 @ 6:09 am

I have been blogging on myspace for almost three years now. Over that period of time I have received messages from people abroad in Iraq saying I am their connection home, people that have suffered great personal loss in their life saying I help them make it through the day, celebrities, and people that enjoy my garbage because it breaks up their day at work. It is pretty cool to get messages like these and I really don’t share them or talk about them because they are for me.

But to be honest though, while it is an honor to get messages from those people it really isn’t the reason why I blog. Today I am going to share with you some of the heart warming messages I have received over the last few months from my real motivation behind all this madness, the kids.


Before your blog I had no idea what I wanted to be when I grew up, thanks to you though I have learned about bukkake and now I know I want to go into the Japanese Film Business.

April, 14, Rancho Mirage, CA

Thanks, April! I really feel great about providing you with direction in life! Remember it is all about coverage.

Mr. Kevin,

I got three weeks of detention for calling my home room teacher a mongoloid ass monger, it was totally worth it. Thanks for teaching me these new words!

Johnny, 11, Batavia, NY

I have to say Johnny I was a little disappointed you didn’t drop an “f” bomb in there. There is always next time though, that is what life is about learning from your mistakes.

Yo Kev,

I just gave my little sister her first shocker!!!!!! Thanks for teaching me.

Jason, 12, Charleston, West Virgina

Jason, I hate to be a stick in the mud but it isn’t appropriate to do
that to your own sister unless you live in West… Oh wait, whoops, go

Without your guidance I wouldn’t be tagging my english teacher. She keeps telling me we have a special bond that nobody else has, like I care.

Jeremy, 15, Ocala, FL.

I am so happy to have passed on my knowledge to a younger generation. If only I had known back then what I know now.


Matches are fun…

Billy, 3, as told to his mother, Iowa City, Iowa

Remember one thing Billy if you start using a knife you are supposed to carve towards the body.

So I hope you all got to see another side of me today as I have opened up and shared a little bit of the mail I get plus I have laid out the emotional connection I have with my younger readers. Now I am going to go look at the tittie shots these 16 year old cheerleaders sent me.

What other advice should I give the future leaders of our planet?

(Note: Kevin doesn’t condone child abuse or child porn unless the girl is quasi legal in some states, but I really leave that up to the individual.)

ska king steve

Do you have your copy yet? Ska King Steve does….

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About the author

Bobby Finstock

Finstock is founder of Pointlessbanter.net. He is known for his encyclopedia like knowledge on the life and times of Scott Baio. In the future he hopes to write again under his own name in order to impress the ladies and build his celebrity to the levels of other failed internet writers.

One Response to “Why I Blog”

  1. Carolyn says:

    Hahahahaha. There is nothing better than lying around hungover as fuck and reading some of your blogs.
    Thank you.

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