Mouth… meet Foot

I would never sit here and say that I am a ladies man, that is arrogant and annoying, but I have done okay in the women department in my life. (Of course now I am on such a cold streak I might consider cruising for glory holes.) However, who cares about the success stories when [...]

Mysteries from My Youth

There are some things I will never have an answer for as a kid growing up…
Adam’s parents logic….
My friend Adam’s parents had a closet in their bedroom, which doubled as their office, that had the following items:
-Candy
-Christmas Presents
-Firecrackers
-Porn
-Guns

Whose bright idea was that? Like we weren’t ever going to go looking in there? Could there be [...]

This is my last blog ever… I’m moving to Tokyo

(Thanks to everyone that commented yesterday, it was cool to see the different points of view. I had trouble getting into blogs last night but I will go back and finish up commenting up at some point today. There were a lot of well thought comments and debates in there. Now on to a totally [...]

Is this a tad bit much?

(Serious blog alert, you want the funny, come back tomorrow. But for those that want the answers from yesterday 1-Female, 2- Male, 3-Male, 4-Female, 5-Female, 6-Female, 7-Male)
My school was one of the many schools that dealt with false threats after the Virginia Tech tragedy. You can read about it here.
To sum it all up for [...]

The Death of Dreams

Wow what an outstanding weekend. I went to three birthday parties for kids under the age of 7. The vasectomy is scheduled for Friday….
When I was sitting in Chuck E Cheese on Friday night I watched the special birthday performance for about the 6th time in an hour and a half,instead of being distracted by [...]

The Craziest Girl I Have Ever Dated

Partially through my second year of school at Albany I met a girl named Nicole that lived on my floor. I had just broken up with my girlfriend and really didn’t have any other girls that I was into at the time. So Nicole and I started hanging around a lot, going to meals together, [...]