Comments on: Irrational Fear http://pointlessbanter.net/2007/03/13/irrational-fear/ Once You Read It You Can't Unread It Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:23:23 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc hourly 1 By: Bella-Trix http://pointlessbanter.net/2007/03/13/irrational-fear/comment-page-1/#comment-15857 Bella-Trix Tue, 29 Jan 2008 09:43:26 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/2007/03/13/irrational-fear/#comment-15857 Wow. Now your irrational fear is going to get rationalized. When I was about 12 years or so old, I went to the downstairs bathroom /toilet in my parents house. No big right? I mean its business as usual - one would hope. Well not that time. I was totally in my own thoughts when I lifted the toilet seat up & encountered a big huge giant sewage rat looking up at me. The older toilets in Germany are a bit differently designed. They have like a little pedestal /step on the inside which is where your poop lands (I guess its to prevent the water splashing up & the looking at your poop that you are leaving) Fuck I don't know. Anyways back to the sewage rat. That huge thing was curled up on said pedestal & looked a bit more surprised then I was. My parents toilet lid is a very heave material (not some weird cheapo plastic or wood one); so letting the seat fall vibrated the entire house. My scream I think was heard 10 Blocks away. I ran out off the Bathroom (naturally), slamming the door behind me, vouching I will never again use that toilet. Everyone in my fam had a hard time believing me cause generally speaking sewage rats aren't usually able to "drop by" like that and say Hi. It wasn't until they heard the lid of the toilet several times slam that they believed me. So you can rest assured now, that your fear isn't irrational. Btw here I was dreaming of us getting together... and then I read that you have to have the Bedroom door shut. What a let-down Kev! But you know I still like yah either which way ;) xox Trix Wow.
Now your irrational fear is going to get rationalized. When I was about 12 years or so old, I went to the downstairs bathroom /toilet in my parents house. No big right? I mean its business as usual – one would hope. Well not that time. I was totally in my own thoughts when I lifted the toilet seat up & encountered a big huge giant sewage rat looking up at me.
The older toilets in Germany are a bit differently designed. They have like a little pedestal /step on the inside which is where your poop lands (I guess its to prevent the water splashing up & the looking at your poop that you are leaving) Fuck I don’t know. Anyways back to the sewage rat. That huge thing was curled up on said pedestal & looked a bit more surprised then I was.
My parents toilet lid is a very heave material (not some weird cheapo plastic or wood one); so letting the seat fall vibrated the entire house. My scream I think was heard 10 Blocks away.
I ran out off the Bathroom (naturally), slamming the door behind me, vouching I will never again use that toilet.
Everyone in my fam had a hard time believing me cause generally speaking sewage rats aren’t usually able to “drop by” like that and say Hi. It wasn’t until they heard the lid of the toilet several times slam that they believed me.
So you can rest assured now, that your fear isn’t irrational.

Btw here I was dreaming of us getting together… and then I read that you have to have the Bedroom door shut.
What a let-down Kev!
But you know I still like yah either which way ;)
xox
Trix

]]> By: <![CDATA[Roxie]]> http://pointlessbanter.net/2007/03/13/irrational-fear/comment-page-1/#comment-14086 Thu, 13 Sep 2007 20:38:26 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/2007/03/13/irrational-fear/#comment-14086 i actually think i may love you .... you are for me i actually think i may love you …. you are for me

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