To be honest I don’t think that there is anything worse than people writing about their relationships in a public forum. On myspace people have done this for a long time and I think that it has even increased a notch or two lately. From entire blogs series written about their private relationships, to public bickering, and to people acting like they are 14 year olds in love, none of this should really go on for two reasons:
1- Nobody really gives a shit about your PERSONAL relationship, people are pretty self centered to think otherwise.2- When your relationship has ups and downs broadcasting it in a public forum is probably not the right way to ride the roller coaster.
I have been blogging for three years; I have had long term relationships and dated… Only once have I really talked about it, when I talked about my horrible New Years Eve date. Otherwise it is really none of your business who my little general is invading and why, to flip it around I hope you don’t care that I am not interested who your latest crush is either. Personally I hope you feel the same way, because we will all be a lot better off.
With that being said I am going to open up today and admit that I am in love. In fact I just spent the weekend with the most wonderful woman ever, I want to broadcast from the mountain tops my love for her, and I don’t care who knows or what they think.
Let me introduce you to Rosie.
Now I am a little embarrassed to admit how me met, it was on the Missed Connections section on Craigslist.com. She wrote about a strapping young man leaving Jersey Mike’s Sub Shop last Friday, she said we almost ran into each other while walking side by side. Also she talked about how our eyes locked and that she would “like 2 git wit me”. Knowing that I had been at Jersey Mikes the date in question I took a shot and responded to her, we exchanged pics and knew that it was our love connection. In fact we ended up exchanging instant messenger accounts, her screen name was “handthatfeeds” which I thought was cool. We totally had cyber sex that night, it was really hard to type with one hand. Rosie said it was nearly impossible for her, I guess I must have really had an impact on her.
Rosie peeped my myspace page and noticed that I said I liked to cook, she said that maybe I should cook her dinner at my place. It doesn’t take a genius to figure out that Rosie was all about getting down that night between inviting herself over and the exchange we had on yahoo.
The next night I made my best meal, homemade chicken parm, it was really impressive. Rosie brought a bottle of wine and started hitting it hard right off of the bat, I was feeling pretty lucky.
Over dinner the conversation was mostly about me, I hate talking about myself that much but it seemed like that is all we discussed. After dinner we sat on the couch and watched “Spanking the Monkey” on IFC, the movie was a little out there but apparently Rosie enjoyed it as she started to put the moves on me.
Things got hot and heavy, Rosie said she wanted to go into the other room. We went in there and she asked me to close my eyes, which I thought was kind of kinky, so I did. When she told me to open them up she was ready to go and she apparently brought some stuff to help out with the occasion.
She then informed me that she was also a back door girl.
It was a hell of a night my friends…. ONE HELL OF A NIGHT.