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I’m in Love

By: Bobby Finstock on 03/12/07 @ 5:22 am

To be honest I don’t think that there is anything worse than people writing about their relationships in a public forum. On myspace people have done this for a long time and I think that it has even increased a notch or two lately. From entire blogs series written about their private relationships, to public bickering, and to people acting like they are 14 year olds in love, none of this should really go on for two reasons:

1- Nobody really gives a shit about your PERSONAL relationship, people are pretty self centered to think otherwise.2- When your relationship has ups and downs broadcasting it in a public forum is probably not the right way to ride the roller coaster.

I have been blogging for three years; I have had long term relationships and dated… Only once have I really talked about it, when I talked about my horrible New Years Eve date. Otherwise it is really none of your business who my little general is invading and why, to flip it around I hope you don’t care that I am not interested who your latest crush is either. Personally I hope you feel the same way, because we will all be a lot better off.

With that being said I am going to open up today and admit that I am in love. In fact I just spent the weekend with the most wonderful woman ever, I want to broadcast from the mountain tops my love for her, and I don’t care who knows or what they think.

Let me introduce you to Rosie.

rosie palm

Now I am a little embarrassed to admit how me met, it was on the Missed Connections section on Craigslist.com. She wrote about a strapping young man leaving Jersey Mike’s Sub Shop last Friday, she said we almost ran into each other while walking side by side. Also she talked about how our eyes locked and that she would “like 2 git wit me”. Knowing that I had been at Jersey Mikes the date in question I took a shot and responded to her, we exchanged pics and knew that it was our love connection. In fact we ended up exchanging instant messenger accounts, her screen name was “handthatfeeds” which I thought was cool. We totally had cyber sex that night, it was really hard to type with one hand. Rosie said it was nearly impossible for her, I guess I must have really had an impact on her.

Dinner with Rosie

Rosie peeped my myspace page and noticed that I said I liked to cook, she said that maybe I should cook her dinner at my place. It doesn’t take a genius to figure out that Rosie was all about getting down that night between inviting herself over and the exchange we had on yahoo.

The next night I made my best meal, homemade chicken parm, it was really impressive. Rosie brought a bottle of wine and started hitting it hard right off of the bat, I was feeling pretty lucky.

Over dinner the conversation was mostly about me, I hate talking about myself that much but it seemed like that is all we discussed. After dinner we sat on the couch and watched “Spanking the Monkey” on IFC, the movie was a little out there but apparently Rosie enjoyed it as she started to put the moves on me.

Things got hot and heavy, Rosie said she wanted to go into the other room. We went in there and she asked me to close my eyes, which I thought was kind of kinky, so I did. When she told me to open them up she was ready to go and she apparently brought some stuff to help out with the occasion.


She then informed me that she was also a back door girl.

butt sex with rosie

It was a hell of a night my friends…. ONE HELL OF A NIGHT.

So how long do you think our relationship is going to last? Has anyone had a better first date than I did with Rosie?

About the author

Bobby Finstock

Finstock is founder of Pointlessbanter.net. He is known for his encyclopedia like knowledge on the life and times of Scott Baio. In the future he hopes to write again under his own name in order to impress the ladies and build his celebrity to the levels of other failed internet writers.

5 Responses to “I’m in Love”

  1. says:

    that was one funny shit, you are like the blog master then if you know all about blogs. Sorry but I have to disagree, when you put something on a blog, it is to let all that out of your system. I do however agree that love blogs about relationships are somewhat gay and can harm you in lots of ways, well man, I was just checking who you were, and thanks for the add, with that said, cya around. ^.^

  2. says:

    lol… hilarious but I do disagree about no one caring about blogger blogging about relationships… I mean relationships are what makes life go around. I am interested in what goes on in other people’s relationships.. maybe I am just a peeping jane.. but of course it has to be funny.. no whiny bullshit though… that’s just annoying

  3. says:

    LMAO… you are right.. it is definitely more funny with the pictures! Erm, I suppose that’s in reference to Rosie Palms… you dirty chap you. :)

  4. ABC Chick says:

    Right, I know what you mean. If you need to vent about a bad relationship or want to talk about your awesome date don’t do it publicly unless it’s entertaining in some way. Call someone who cares; don’t make it into a boring public blog for a bunch of strangers.

  5. Sophia Sturges says:

    I think Rosie and I have the same hair. I love pictoblogs. Also, I think it’s okay for people to blog about relationships as long as it’s entertaining or funny. I like to laugh at other people’s misfortunes.

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