Before I launch into the infamous rice dick theory I just wanted to point something out. I saw this article on CNN.com and I just wanted to tell you all that I always knew “Surviving the Game” was a documentary. Also to answer your questions from yesterday my vices are: drinking, gambling, and bukkake.
Now onto [...]
School is open and I am here to give you my knowledge on life, of course I don’t buy any of this bullshit and if you decide to live your life by any of this you are an idiot.
A few years back I used to go out and drink a lot. My girlfriend at the [...]
Events happen in my life daily where I wonder if I acted the correct way, like how to deal with guys that invite me to their vans without windows, things like that. Recently I had a situation that I have no idea what should have been the correct course for me to take. Let me [...]
The other day I got a call from one of my friends back East. He was telling me about the new thing going around in our Podunk little town, a new marketing scheme this time using an energy drink that makes you feel no pain or something. Basically it is another pyramid scheme, and my [...]
There is nothing more that people love on myspace than contests for some reason. In the last couple of weeks bloggers have done contents for best ass, best chest, best person with a name written on them, anti contests with names written on them, and so on and so forth. Personally I am not a [...]
This is the first time in a long time that I am sans girlfriend for Valentine’s Day. Being the romantic that I am I felt that I should write something that involves love, romance, and sex.
So without further delay I would like to give you the top five people I have spanked it to the [...]
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