I’m socially awkward, what would you do?

Events happen in my life daily where I wonder if I acted the correct way, like how to deal with guys that invite me to their vans without windows, things like that. Recently I had a situation that I have no idea what should have been the correct course for me to take. Let me break this down for you and see what you think.

The situation-

I purchased an energy drink before class the other day so I wouldn’t fall asleep and create a pool of drool the size of a great lake. The total cost of the drink was $1.99, which I paid for with cash, I roll with the Washingtons baby. After I handed over the money I wasn’t sure what to do about the penny that I was going to get as change. Usually if I am getting under five cents back I just tell the cashier to throw it in the “need a penny take a penny” dish. There wasn’t a dish so that option was out, to make matters worse there was a line of people behind me, at this point I figured I had two options.

The options-

a) Leave without the penny. If I do that though do I look like a dick that thinks I am too good to wait for a penny? Like I am too much in a hurry or that money doesn’t mean anything to me…

b) Wait for the penny. If I do that do I look like a cheap skate that hordes all of my pennies to bath in? Although I would love to take a treasure bath like Dom DeLuise in “History of the World”.

I sat in class debating this in my head for at least half an hour. I guess it was good distraction because it kept me from focusing on my usual distraction of the guy with a huge amount of back hair. (Update: He wore a Jason Kidd jersey the other day to throw me off his tracks. But I haven’t seen him without a basketball jersey yet.)

So I ask you the good people of the world to explain what you would do in the penny situation and why?

Also I would like to announce this week is going to be a special week for my blogs, called Kevin’s “Freaking” Theories week. Here I will give you my theories on life including: the rice dick theory, fats chicks and blow jobs, my 3 vice theory, male fake tanning, and my complete theory on women.

Be prepared to be enlightened or totally hate me by the end of the week.