I have no idea what to title this blog

I had a blog all set and ready to go for today, but after my afternoon history class I had to scrap it and write about something that I am not proud about. Something that I probably should keep to myself and seek years of therapy for, but I feel compelled to share it with all of you. I don’t know how to say it so I will just throw it out there for you to digest, I am obsessed with a guy in my history class, in fact I can’t take my eyes off him in class.

Now before you all start thinking I switched teams or that I am announcing that I like to take it up the poop shoot, you need to understand that it isn’t anything like that. Let me explain to you about my new found obsession and the reasons I have for it.

1) He looks like Gimli from Lord of the Rings

I don’t even like the Lord of the Rings but I couldn’t help but notice this guy looked exactly like Gimli from the movies. He is short, he is pudgie, has a beard, and has red hair, he looks so much like him I want to go up and ask him if he does appearances because my nephew is having a birthday in a few months.

2) He wears a Kobe Bryant jersey to class everyday.

Now I haven’t been to every single class we have had but the ones I have been to he has always worn a Kobe Bryant jersey to class. So logic tells me that he wears it every single day because I have yet to see him in anything else. I have so many questions to ask about this. Is he poor and that is the only shirt he owns? What does he do when he has to do laundry? Does he have a closet full of these? Does he realize that past a certain age it is not appropriate to wear basketball jerseys to anything but sporting events? I need answers to these questions.

3) He has the most amount of back hair I have ever seen.

Now I am a hairy guy but he is a level of hairy that I have never seen before. Since he wears the jersey it shows off his massive amount of back hair, which is another reason for him to NEVER wear a jersey. The thing is the back hair is almost hypnotic, I can’t take my eyes off of it. In fact I stopped taking notes halfway through the class yesterday because I just kept looking at it. I really, really want to braid it, maybe put it in cornrows.

Sorry I felt the need to share this with everyone, I am afraid to attend class tomorrow because if he is wearing the Kobe jersey again my head will explode. I will probably force him to the floor and start braiding his back hear all while asking him the questions about why he wears the same thing ever day, I don’t want to end up in jail for that.

Have you ever been obsessed with someone you didn’t know for no good reason?