The best and worst dressed of the grammys- A straight males take

Christina Ricci-

I can’t figure out if she is hot or if she looks like one of the Bratz dolls? I swear to got her breast size and forehead size fluctuate more than any other person on the face of the earth.

Christina Aguilera-

I can’t express how hot this new look is for her. I think she just got pushed into my top five on this picture alone. At this point she has blown by Spears and Simpson to a whole different level of hot.

Petra Nemcova-

I didn’t know they could make dresses out of aluminum foil? Is this the girl that James Blunt is nailing? Because if it is I am so going to start writing sappy love songs.

Hillary Duff-

I have a feeling this conversation went down sometime last week at her agent’s office.

“Lohan is in rehab it’s time to make your move Hillary!!!! Get her ready a ticket for the Grammys.”

“But sir don’t you have to have talent to be at the Grammys.”

“No Buckcherry is nominated, anyone can be there.”

Cojo-

Bwahahahahahahaha

Cecy B.-

How did a Latina hooker get onto the red carpet? Security must have been pretty relaxed this year.

Imogen Heap-

(Saying to herself) “I need to beat out Bjork for worst dressed, I need to beat out Bjork for worst dressed, I need to beat out Bjork for worst dressed.”

Corinne Bailey Rae-

Simple, sleek, and stunning this Versace gown is everything a girl could want.

What the hell did I just say?

Ciara-

You can’t tell me that people weren’t asking her to bend over and pick stuff up all night, that dress is cut at her cootch. And just for the record that is not a complaint.

Jon Secada-

I just wanted to point out that Jon Secada was there which is the first Jon Secada sighting in at least 15 years.

Vanessa Minnillo-

Nic Lachey you have rebounded nicely, plus she doesn’t have a bible beating dad you have to pretend to be friends with. A+ all the way around.