Why we should mourn Anna Nicole Smith
If you haven’t heard Anna Nicole Smith died yesterday proving that a diet of trim spa, cocaine, and Jim Beam cannot sustain you. Now here in LA because it was a celebrity they treated it on the local news like a President died, at first I was really annoyed but I began to think that we should all mourn the death of Anna Nicole Smith.
Why you ask?
Is it because she is another human being and we should all appreciate how delicate life is? Fuck no.
Anna Nicole Smith embodied everything that is great in this country. You can have zero talent, no education, abuse drugs, and be so dumb that you consider a zip lock bag high end technology yet be famous and wealthy because you have a huge set of tits. What is there not to love about that?
Sure she had to sleep with the crypt keeper at one point in her life in order to obtain most of her wealth but really isn’t that every girls bus ticket out of Texas? Hell I would take a shot in the mouth from a 90 year old for a few hundred million, just think she married him long before Viagra was invented so you know she only had to pry open the roast beef trap a handful of times if that. Actually she probably just had to jump on a trampoline for the old fart and sit on his lap occasionally.
So I ask you all today to take a second out and think about Anna Nicole Smith and then think about if you could shell out some money for a tit job that you could live on easy street. Because someone needs to step in and fill the huge void she left.
How much coverage is too much coverage on this whole “death of Anna Nicole”?
Zip lock bags are not high end technology?
They store food and double as redneck condoms. You don’t get much more useful than that.
James Brown vs. Anna Nicole Smith:
James Brown, the Godfather of soul, passed away on the 25th of December, 2006. He over came much adversity through out his life. He had 94 singles that made the top 100 and 17 number one hits, a feat topped only by Stevie Wonder and Louis Jordan. He was born during the Great Depression and managed to work his way to the top. He recorded his first album “Live at the Apollo” with his own money. His work is so striking to me because he combined gospel, blues, and funk to create this amazing sound that is so entirely likeable and has influenced who could even imagine how many people. As an American Icon and a ground breaker in the entertainment industry I am flabberghasted at peoples reaction or lack there of to his death.
Another shining figure in American society, Anna Nicole Smith has just passed away. Only this time people can’t stop talking of it and I can’t understand why. It seems as though every time I turn on the news she’s there. What did she give back? Some ground breaking science idea, a theory on anything, a musical mastermind? I ask you why we should or what we should remeber her for. They found 11 drugs in her hotel room; what a discombobulated lady. She was a gold digging whore. Why is her death so important to us? The only message she ever sent us was that she was a self absorbed hedonist.
Its morbidly funny at what the American public is interested in.
fuck that comment was a mistake…… I did not mean to post the first part of it about my mother- that was personal and I apologize.
I edited it… is that what you wanted posted?