Molly Ringwald you are a slut

I woke up in the middle of the night, pissed off… No not even pissed… I am at a level of mad that I don’t think I have ever been at, I was hoodwinked, bamboozled, I had the wool pulled over my eyes all by this harlot:

Molly Ringwald you are a slut…. A whore… A [...]

The Yankees should sign Naomi Campbell

I love reading the Smoking Gun and hearing about random lawsuits or celebrities in trouble. Today they posted a lawsuit filed by a former employee of Naomi Campbell that said she was “seriously injured” when Naomi threw her BlackBerry and hit her in the head. This led to the maid needing to get four stitches.

Now [...]

Drunken Mistakes Volume 10

Last March I started a series of blogs about the drunken mistakes I have made in my life… The series has told stories of bed wetters, people sleeping with retarded girls, and various other forms of debauchery that would prevent me from running for President. To read all the old posts just click here to [...]

Well this is appropriate…

Columbine game pulled from festival

By DEBBIE HUMMEL, Associated Press WriterFri Jan 12, 8:26 PM ET
A key sponsor has withdrawn from an alternative media festival and
six video game makers have pulled their entries over organizers’
rejection of a game depicting the Columbine High School massacre.
Slamdance Film Festival co-founder and president Peter Baxter said
organizers couldn’t justify [...]

Are all of our relationships doomed to fail because of our upbringing?

(sorry this is me filling my quota of one serious blog a month, dick and fart jokes will return tuesday)
Last night I watched the movie The Last Kiss and was struck by something that I think is interesting. For those of you who haven’t seen it I won’t ruin it for you and give stuff [...]

My New Career, Greeting Card Maker

So I have decided to embark on a career as a greeting card maker. I am going to design a first run of cards and then bring them to the local Hallmark store and put them on the shelves. Sure I won’t get the money from the sales but I figure it is a good [...]