One of these two people will die this semester…
So I started my final semester of school yesterday. It was an interesting day all around highlighted by my political sociology class, which has the early candidates of who will end up killed due to a lynching by their fellow classmates. I have written about different students before from the hardcore, partially retarded Christian in my anthropology class to the “one of those couples” in another class. These two fall into entirely different groups but are equally if not more annoying.
RUNNING COMMENTARY GUY
Running commentary guy is someone that sits in the front row of the class and continually adds comments to whatever the professor is talking about. They will comment without raising their hand sometimes or will raise it once and awhile when they can tell the professor is getting visibly annoyed with them chiming in. Usually running commentary guy is pretty smart but this time around we have a running commentary guy that blessed us with the following statements:
“Oh, I forgot what I was going to say, hold on a second I am sure it will come back to me.”
Yeah like everybody is waiting to hear your input for the 17th time in an hour and a half class. Maybe if you spent less time raising your hand or throwing in your two cents you could form one single thought that had some level of importance. Of course that statement is nothing compared to the gem that he gave when asked why so many people don’t care about voting.
“I have to deal with my own personal demons right now so I don’t concern myself with politics. For example I have had issues with my parents…”
Thankfully the professor cut him off before he used the class for his own personal counseling session.
The best part about it is you can see the entire class turn against him. It went from the “this guy is pathetic” chuckle to groans and grumblings of “shut up” about halfway through the class. There is no humanly possible way we make it through the semester without someone trying to jam an overhead projector into his ass.
ANN COULTER THE FORMER HOUSEWIFE
Next up we have the former housewife that just returned to school because she doesn’t need to stay home and watch her kids anymore. Usually these types of students are harmless, in fact they usually are pretty damn solid contributers except this time we have someone that is so blindly conservative that other republicans in class try to distance themselves from her.
She nearly incited a riot with statements like:
“Was it really FEMAs responsibility to help the people of New Orleans, no it’s not their job.”
“College students don’t vote because they are lazy and would rather play video games all day.”
“The Bush administration has not done a thing wrong.”
Yeah pretty much each time she opened her mouth she ended up going at it with a fellow student. In fact she said that she would debate anyone that wanted to after class. I think it is a ploy to get young college democrat cock because she is going through a midlife crisis, I could be wrong. But with her blind loyalty to the right I only see this ending with someone throwing her through a window like a trash can in “Do the Right Thing”.
WHAT TYPE OF STUDENT AM I?
I am the creepy older guy that leers at all the 19-20 year old girls and thinks about licking hot cheese whiz off of their taint. We all need dreams to keep us going in life…
What type of students from high school or college annoyed you?
And who will be the first to burst into tears between the two of them this semester?
