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Leggings- The New Fashion Must Have

By: Bobby Finstock on 01/22/07 @ 7:04 am

On the front page of yahoo yesterday I saw this title:

“Leggings are the new must-have”

The first thing I thought of was this:

flashdance

I just figured everything old comes back into style again. So those little leg things that they wore in Flashdance were about to make a comeback. Oh you silly women, you will wear anything…. But then I read a little closer…

Leggings…. the new hot MALE fashion must have. I clicked on the article to see this picture:

leggings

The picture was accompanied by an article which had this little blurb in it:

Leggings made of microfiber cotton and wool, shown in violet, forest green
and Milan fog gray, all of them with stirrup straps, except of course for a
couple of them cut above the knee, accompanied half the looks in this poetic,
polished and unexpected collection.

These leggy knits were paired with mercerized cotton jerkins, snug little
Rude Boy with manners jackets and Two Tone era skinny ties, a big Milan trend.
Marni shoes were also real winners, knobby workerist boots in bottle green or
metallic gray with subtle strips of contrasting color like burgundy.

“Unconventional but sophisticated,” smiled Consuelo Castiglioni, Marni’s
Creative Director, backstage after the show.

Uh… Rude boy with manners? What the hell does that supposed to mean?

eddie haskell

Oh I get it…

I don’t care how big these things get I don’t see myself ever being able to wear them for three simple reasons.

1- They will hug my junk- I don’t like my junk to be hugged unless it is by a female, clothing should never hug it. I need to let the boys breath.

2- Possible underwear lines-
Girls worry about showing their pantie lines when they get dressed I don’t need that added pressure in the morning.

3- Gay men wouldn’t even wear these-
When I asked my gay friend, my true source for all questions dealing with gay people, he looked at the picture and said, “Fuck no, but I would totally let the model give me a Rusty Trombone though.”

Besides if they wanted to go with an unconventional but sophisticated look there is only one way they could have gone:

angus

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About the author

Bobby Finstock

Finstock is founder of Pointlessbanter.net. He is known for his encyclopedia like knowledge on the life and times of Scott Baio. In the future he hopes to write again under his own name in order to impress the ladies and build his celebrity to the levels of other failed internet writers.

6 Responses to “Leggings- The New Fashion Must Have”

  1. Tori says:

    Someone else posted a blog about that yesterday and I was pretty sure it was a horrible joke on the part of the fashion industry. However, now that I pictured you in leggings (thanks to your reasons for not wearing them…), I think that you should definitely rock some and take pictures for a blog. Or at least take them for my personal collection.

    Kevin in leggings…hilarity ensues.

  2. jan says:

    Elizabethan men wore tights. They also wore dildoes to enhance their junk. So it was not a problem for them.

  3. Kevin says:

    [quote comment="1675"]Elizabethan men wore tights. They also wore dildoes to enhance their junk. So it was not a problem for them.[/quote]

    Yeah but they also wore those neck things, which is a strike against them.

  4. Kevin says:

    [quote comment="1674"]Someone else posted a blog about that yesterday and I was pretty sure it was a horrible joke on the part of the fashion industry. However, now that I pictured you in leggings (thanks to your reasons for not wearing them…), I think that you should definitely rock some and take pictures for a blog. Or at least take them for my personal collection.

    Kevin in leggings…hilarity ensues.[/quote]

    you just want me to dress up for you

  5. Anonymous says:

    [quote comment="1677"]

    you just want me to dress up for you[/quote]

    And dance. You can’t forget the dancing.

  6. Steve says:

    Leggings are great for men an women!!!!

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